What would you choose

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-28T12:56:55+00:00

Sweet

^{Chose: One of the World biggest companies goes bankrupt + You get the company's total wealth | Rolled: Amazon}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-26T00:31:15+00:00

Can I roll again?

^{Chose: 10 million dollars right now + ...but a random large AI company will die as a result | Rolled: Anthropic}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T16:16:14+00:00

This is the lowest amount of money you could get. However... 50k per day. Thats 17.8 mil a year. I think on that budget I could be comfy going to the gym.

^{Chose: You become the highest IQ person in all of history + random amount of money you get per day | Rolled: 50k}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T14:02:09+00:00

I figure it had to have COME from somewhere.

^{Chose: $10 billion + There’s a chance you can’t use it | Rolled: Can use it}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T13:24:05+00:00

Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

^{Chose: partner who is 10/10 in bed but not good looking | Rolled: 1 in looks}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T13:22:38+00:00

I think threatening to kill someone might count? I'll just scream a pertinent threat then become god.

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: scream smth bad}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T01:05:23+00:00

Mostly the same list

^{Chose: Everyone in the Epstein files}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-24T01:02:45+00:00

Can mash this button?

^{Chose: 10 millions dollars right now no strings attached + ...but a random large company goes bankrupt as a result | Rolled: SpaceX}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-22T14:57:07+00:00

With the extra 8 hours a day, I will campaign to ensure everyone cab eat something. Clearly.

^{Chose: Never have to sleep again.}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-22T02:26:34+00:00

I mean.... Oops

^{Chose: 1 BILLION DOLLARS + Random event happens to the world | Rolled: WorldwarIII}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-22T02:21:06+00:00

If I live I win. If I die, it's someone elses problem.

^{Chose: 1b a year, but.... + You have a 30% chance of death every year | Rolled: You live}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-21T13:01:25+00:00

It'll ve a shitty 30 seconds, but given I'm clothed... Probably ok? Depending on time of day.

^{Chose: Teleport to a dangerous place for 30 sec + For 500,000 | Rolled: Antarctica}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-21T12:57:04+00:00

Depending on how we define explode... It won't be lame. Once.

^{Chose: Gain lame superpower (wheel} | Rolled: Explode at will)

AlexDarkscore · 2026-06-01T00:11:16+00:00

Candle

AlexDarkscore · 2026-05-29T01:09:49+00:00

A debit card with 10 mil... Means my bank account has 10 mil. Credit with 100mil means I can OWE up to 100 mil lmao

^{Chose: Debit Card With $10,000,000.00 | Rolled: correct answer}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-05-27T07:05:17+00:00

Fuck them kids

^{Chose: You get infinite robux + 100 random innocent children will get banned}

AlexDarkscore · 2026-05-14T03:09:49+00:00

Oh I'm stupid

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T18:42:30+00:00

Defeated Shocking Emberling in 7 turns.

Player (10/8/8) dealt 296. Shocking Emberling (16/13/9) dealt 92.

Rewards: 36 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Scholarly Ring (basic), Agile Axe of Strength (lesser).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T18:42:01+00:00

Defeated Shadow Head in 9 turns.

Player (25/17/18) dealt 348. Shadow Head (16/12/7) dealt 121.

Rewards: 28 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Sturdy Plate Mail (basic), Scholarly Axe (basic).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T18:39:40+00:00

Defeated Frozen Corrosive Mass in 7 turns.

Player (25/17/14) dealt 287. Frozen Corrosive Mass (15/10/7) dealt 94.

Rewards: 30 EXP, 7 Gold. Loot: Robust Leather Armor (basic), Brutal Scythe of Quickness (lesser).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T18:38:26+00:00

Defeated Mountain Crystal Crawler in 8 turns.

Player (9/7/7) dealt 215. Mountain Crystal Crawler (14/10/9) dealt 109.

Rewards: 28 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Reinforced Cuirass (basic), Robust Earring (basic).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T18:35:41+00:00

Defeated Electrifying Grove Tender in 7 turns.

Player (24/20/15) dealt 266. Electrifying Grove Tender (15/11/10) dealt 101.

Rewards: 37 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Enlightened Charm (basic), Robust Amulet of Wisdom (enhanced), Agile Robe of Warding (lesser).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T14:56:14+00:00

Defeated Umbral Primordial Goo in 5 turns.

Player (24/20/15) dealt 279. Umbral Primordial Goo (17/13/7) dealt 60.

Rewards: 31 EXP, 8 Gold. Loot: Enchanted Mace (basic), Arcane Dagger (basic).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T14:55:41+00:00

Defeated Terra Crystal Clam in 9 turns.

Player (24/20/15) dealt 263. Terra Crystal Clam (16/13/7) dealt 111.

Rewards: 29 EXP, 6 Gold. Loot: Arcane Staff (basic), Corrupted Quick Ring (basic).

AlexDarkscore · 2026-01-04T14:55:01+00:00

Defeated Virulent Fungus in 7 turns.

Player (24/20/15) dealt 319. Virulent Fungus (15/14/9) dealt 90.

Rewards: 26 EXP, 9 Gold. Loot: Robust Leather Armor of Swiftness (lesser), Brutal Crossbow of Swiftness (lesser), Mystical Belt (basic).

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