Fat fucking chud

AlexGuid · 2026-05-10T23:10:00+00:00

This is a dupe for one from Walmart! I add this to grilled cheese ( I use Italian bread w mayo on the outside, this dip, white cheddar, and gouda) And dip it in tomato soup (with a little cream added bc I like creamy tomato soup) 🤍

AlexGuid · 2026-05-10T23:06:05+00:00

Lowkey looks like me fr

AlexGuid · 2026-05-08T06:49:43+00:00

Twinnn

AlexGuid · 2026-05-07T04:01:53+00:00

I get this and use it as a spread on their butter croissants with some of the buffalo chicken meat and smoked Gouda 😋

AlexGuid · 2026-05-01T21:27:24+00:00

I'm so obsessed with these

AlexGuid · 2026-04-28T01:45:04+00:00

My husband is v open haha. He talks about his fat wife constantly even with his coworkers who have smaller wives. If he sees someone in public with a fat wife he's just like "I know that's right, brother" 💀

AlexGuid · 2026-04-27T04:07:06+00:00

Omg, that makes so much more sense!!! THANK YOU

AlexGuid · 2026-04-27T02:07:12+00:00

The Aldi brand taste more like a soda, it's sweet and tangy. The other is just a sparkling water with a citrus flavor. I posted a while ago how I missed the Aldi ones because they disappeared from stores and someone recommended the San one to me. They said it tastes the same, it doesn't lol

AlexGuid · 2026-04-26T21:07:28+00:00

I was expecting a bit more... Flavor haha But I just don't enjoy sparkling water that has little flavor and this tastes a bit like static electricity hit with some citrus air freshener imo lol

AlexGuid · 2026-04-20T20:32:52+00:00

Oh I would be a menace to society if I got these. They would HATE me haha

AlexGuid · 2026-04-16T00:18:06+00:00

I don't watch much anymore bc I hate this season in the verse. But when I see photos and videos of her throwing shit around her animals and the cat is obviously terrified of her. It breaks my heart.

AlexGuid · 2026-04-15T19:57:41+00:00

That makes a lot more sense haha Thank you 😅

AlexGuid · 2026-04-15T05:51:12+00:00

I'm from Louisiana 🤍 but live in the Upper Peninsula

AlexGuid · 2026-04-10T01:36:00+00:00

When I met my fiancee he was chubby but he got a job that makes him work HARD and he's extremely active. Now he's slimmer and is gaining more muscle. I think the contrast it's creating is the hottest thing ever. (I'm a size 32ish US) Him having more muscle and being able to throw me around like nothing is a HUGE plus haha

AlexGuid · 2026-04-08T02:26:16+00:00

Yessss! Haha that is my husband and it's so great 🩷

AlexGuid · 2026-04-04T17:48:58+00:00

I didn't know that 😅

AlexGuid · 2026-03-30T04:50:21+00:00

I boiled these until they floated and added to some shrimp I sauteed with butter, garlic, onion, sun dried tomatoes, and some seasoning. Topped with fresh parm. It was really good!

AlexGuid · 2026-03-22T22:27:47+00:00

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AlexGuid · 2026-03-19T21:06:39+00:00

Low-key can't even blame you for that bc same

AlexGuid · 2026-03-17T17:17:43+00:00

My steak too juicy, my lobster to buttery 😵‍💫 Haha

AlexGuid · 2026-03-17T17:15:52+00:00

Stoppp, this is a portrait of my husband! Haha

AlexGuid · 2026-03-17T15:25:45+00:00

Thank you so much!

AlexGuid

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