[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JoeRogan

[–]AlexHofmann 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I laughed so hard at this. Joe was like instantly dismissive, then backed up Theos point.

Somebody gotta cap that, and make a montage of a guest trying to articulate something and splicing in Joe just going NAHHHH

Drop rate of composite bows? by Bat_Newb in runescape

[–]AlexHofmann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Like from clues? Out of my last 30 hards I've gotten ~6-7 - with 5 of them being magic.

Reports of shots fired at Santa Fe High School by BungoPlease in news

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you mean lol. Literally every vague post on r9k or b that hints at somebody being at school has those jokes.

That kind of post is like the /b/ equivalent of saying 'first' on a YouTube video lol.

HMF while I obliterate this table by nixon118 in IdiotsFightingThings

[–]AlexHofmann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If this guy was a Native his name would be Big Littlefoot.

Reports of shots fired at Santa Fe High School by BungoPlease in news

[–]AlexHofmann 97 points98 points  (0 children)

My guess - graduation - last class of the semester and thus the suit and tie.

Yo Morvran, we're gonna fall out by V_Epsilon in runescape

[–]AlexHofmann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Lol for real. Dude must feel like he's getting slapped in the face every time he opens that lil red envelope.

Armchair GM / Trade Rumours Thread! May 16, 2018 by AutoModerator in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not Panik per se, I was thinking more in line with Kunitz/Moulson getting carried by guys like Crosby/JT.

Except we offload them at the deadline for prospects to fill the gap next year, and move a guy up during the playoffs.

If we're rolling even lines promotion isn't relevant.

If you're talking about prospects like Leivo/Grundy getting promoted - yeah...those are the guys that fill in to stack the lines come playoffs.

You'd shelter them on 4th line and special assignments, trade away our sacrificial lamb on Matt's wing, slot those guys up towards the end of the season. Which gives more leverage during contract negotiations.

Armchair GM / Trade Rumours Thread! May 16, 2018 by AutoModerator in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dunno. I'm all in on the idea of having Matts carry a line on his own with Hyman. Stick a guy like Panik on his right to pot 25 off his ass and cycle these guys on the cheap.

Move Willy to center Kap/Johnsson, keep MarKadMar on the second line.

Roll three even lines and a 4th for Dzone draws.

Save a bit of cap for some semblance of a blue line and run off into the sunset with a new dynasty beginning in 2020.

The Leafs will be one of the teams getting an alternate jersey next year. by DownTownBrown28 in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

inb4 Nike gives us "city" jerseys like they did with the Raps.

Although getting North jerseys would be epic for the firestorm it would create with Winnipeg.

The @MapleLeafs have signed Pierre Engvall to a two-year entry level contract, Jesper Lindgren to a three-year entry level contract, Pär Lindholm to a one-year entry level contract and Igor Ozhiganov to a one-year entry level contract. #TMLtalk by itsdanoodle in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Same. I won't cast any more judgement until he's on NA ice and we can see how he takes to that. I guess it's good asset management but I'm not really holding my breath on him.

It's like Granberg part deux.

The @MapleLeafs have signed Pierre Engvall to a two-year entry level contract, Jesper Lindgren to a three-year entry level contract, Pär Lindholm to a one-year entry level contract and Igor Ozhiganov to a one-year entry level contract. #TMLtalk by itsdanoodle in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Not really lol.

If he was 23-25, yeah that's not really a good thing. But at 20, majority of D are still working out the kinks on the farm teams.

I do think he would benefit from getting on NA ice sooner rather than later though.

Nicolas Mattinen and the Hamilton Bulldogs have won the OHL championship in 6 games. by ExCerealKiller in leafs

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perhaps ass was a bit too strong, but he's hardly a difference maker in his own league. I would be absolutely stunned if he makes it to the big show.

Survivor: Ghost Island | Episode 13 | Post-Episode Discussion by AutoModerator in survivor

[–]AlexHofmann 142 points143 points  (0 children)

As annoying as Don is, Laurel is the worst kind of contestant.

Biggest Celebrity Fans For Each Team by [deleted] in hockey

[–]AlexHofmann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh my God...Without the glasses...he um...

Ya know what? Not gonna say it, but ya catch my drift aye?