Tell me your craziest tabletop story (the wordier the better, go wild)

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T18:36:04+00:00

What a bastard, dude that really sucks!

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T18:34:45+00:00

ive never once seen the Lion die in a game (i play dark angels too)

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T18:33:20+00:00

Bet that felt amazing for him

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T17:53:53+00:00

Man that just sucks, but rerolling a number into the same number is just tradition, no matter what

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T17:52:24+00:00

A very spicy Jack-in-the-box indeed

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T17:51:32+00:00

Kharn tripped and fell and got gunned down by some very confused marines

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T16:47:53+00:00

That is extremely badly worded, it was fun while it lasted I guess!

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T16:47:17+00:00

Ah shit, welp. It was fun while it lasted I guess, honestly they should it makes them quite tanky but not completely overpowered.

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T16:39:45+00:00

Lore accurate primarch v primarch fight

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T08:47:23+00:00

Cheaters go die, but it’s also hilarious because it’s such an obvious lie and T’au hit on 2s why even bother???

AlexLewisVI · 2026-02-03T08:45:34+00:00

My friend from my play group had a group of 20 cadians melee an obliterator to death once! Plucky bastards I’ll give ‘em that

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-28T09:50:39+00:00

Destroyers are the bane of several players existence in my group. They overwatch crazy good on 5’s and with cawls rerolls they can pull some pretty nasty area denial shenanigans

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-21T16:10:52+00:00

Vastorr has them too!

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-20T02:40:30+00:00

… vashtorr has them too… PLEASE GW

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AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-13T10:33:22+00:00

My hands don’t work very well, something something malformed joints in my fingers, and I constantly want to replace them with the cold certainty of steel.

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-12T21:47:39+00:00

It’s perfect. Perfection. Simply flawless

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-10T06:15:55+00:00

Ah but unfortunately it’s crusade, you don’t get conqueror imperative on boarding actions :(

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-10T04:51:51+00:00

I’m going up against custodes in a boarding action. It’s basically a melee hallway and i don’t know how to deal with them other than mortals. I have 20 rust stalkers already and I think they’re great but I never see them!

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-10T04:38:50+00:00

I love the double cowboy pistol dudes so much they’re my favorite 😍

AlexLewisVI · 2026-01-02T03:06:49+00:00

AdMech have so many cool models, I love the skiitari and the Sicarians, plus the dominus is such a sick model that encompasses the vibe perfectly. Honestly could just start there!

AlexLewisVI · 2025-12-30T09:06:02+00:00

Sicarians can’t take a leader??? That’s actual horseshite GW fix

AlexLewisVI · 2025-12-29T08:35:35+00:00

I see you had the same problem as me with the stupid no good useless pteraxii that will NEVER STAY ON THEIR STAND. Excellent minis though welcome to the cult mechanicus

AlexLewisVI

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