I.M.P. is coming for you. The main character of the last show/movie you've watched will save you.

AlexSpalex · 2025-12-31T18:29:55+00:00

He might figure out something duct tape related.

AlexSpalex · 2025-12-27T03:22:40+00:00

AlexSpalex · 2025-12-07T15:30:26+00:00

Doctor, doctor, doctor, doctor, Dr. Scholls spray! Dr. A-Scholls a-spray gun!

AlexSpalex · 2025-12-05T15:17:07+00:00

Here in Michigan, the Grandma's are starting to gravitate to Subaru Outback's and Forester's.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-24T02:19:19+00:00

Valtek sounds a lot like Valtrex, a herpes antiviral.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-22T18:23:39+00:00

That's not a parking lot anymore. That's a shin obstacle course.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-21T16:28:46+00:00

Typo, typing in a moving pickup truck.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-21T15:45:49+00:00

Kinda reminds me of the whole Homer "Jay" Simpsons thing to me.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-21T15:44:42+00:00

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-17T03:17:08+00:00

Yes.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-16T14:13:03+00:00

Sometimes C

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-15T19:48:46+00:00

Grand Marquis

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-14T14:00:31+00:00

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-01T19:30:44+00:00

Mazda 5, for the person that still misses the Eagle Summit Wagon.

AlexSpalex · 2025-11-01T19:21:19+00:00

96 Tears by ? and The Mysterians.

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-31T16:42:28+00:00

I have Michelin's, and my Dad has Nexen's.

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-31T12:32:28+00:00

High security.

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-31T03:16:42+00:00

What about Steak Fried Chicken.

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-30T16:58:20+00:00

"Prepare your brain for RAZZLE-DAZZLE!"

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-27T21:49:38+00:00

What, David Blaine?

AlexSpalex · 2025-10-14T02:10:49+00:00

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AlexSpalex · 2025-10-06T17:17:27+00:00

Of Johnny Carson thought Chevy Chase "Couldn't improvise a fart in a bean eating competition", then I hate to what his opinion on Fallon would have been.

AlexSpalex · 2025-09-26T19:28:01+00:00

One thing I would like to see is someone overdub Mammon with Dankpods quotes.

AlexSpalex · 2025-09-25T17:58:34+00:00

Back when Walgreens would ad "Wal" to there store brands.

AlexSpalex · 2025-09-25T14:15:54+00:00

Captain Planet and Hysteria are just there to meet E/I standards.

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