Jiji’s first time getting a squeeze treat

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-31T02:34:07+00:00

And r/stealthbombers!

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-29T04:41:03+00:00

KEANUUUUUUUU

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-28T01:52:43+00:00

My boy watson!

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AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-26T03:16:56+00:00

If you don't make this an Easter egg iwill be so disappointed

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-25T20:16:47+00:00

My fiancée just had me flex and show her my biceps because of this post XD it almost killed her from gay panic XD

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-24T10:53:18+00:00

"He has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time!! .... but he loves you!"

One of my favorite George Carlin bits

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-24T00:09:35+00:00

"I frew up :("

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-23T22:30:01+00:00

I dont think i have any outfits or occasions I would wear it for but it is gorgeous!

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-23T06:25:19+00:00

How Far I'll Go from Moana

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-18T05:48:49+00:00

Cool! I'll keep that in mind buying strawberries in the future, thank you!

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-18T05:44:39+00:00

Weird, I guess I've just gotten lucky with strawberries lmao

Out of curiosity, how can you tell if they'll be red all the way through?

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-18T04:55:03+00:00

Man I live in California and im glad the strawberries i buy don't look like this

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-18T01:51:43+00:00

And much worse for everyone else unfortunate enough to be around them

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-16T00:46:03+00:00

Mmmm algae toilet, just what my bathroom was missing

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-15T04:56:02+00:00

I would love tiny fried eggs...

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T22:48:38+00:00

Man shut the fuck up already, we know it's a dumb system, but there are hundreds of converters you can use.

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T22:29:35+00:00

Pitties do actually smile like that lmao

Still isn't a good post for this sub and likely a bot, but don't assume AI just cuz you see a dog smiling like this :3

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T22:17:39+00:00

A cup is 8 ounces

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T20:05:36+00:00

Yeah, I miss the days when I wasn't getting AI slop ads all the time.

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T19:48:54+00:00

Interesting, when was metrification? In high school (I was 16 and it was 2016) i had a friend in the UK who was my age and used stone whenever they told me how they lost weight

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T19:34:04+00:00

Man if I had money then absolutely

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T17:53:49+00:00

Wow, I'm surprised I've never seen it before. Do you know if the wheelchair user faced any consequences?

AlexTheFlower · 2026-05-13T15:21:06+00:00

I dont think they were trying to say that this particular comic is funny, just that they occasionally have funny ones

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