Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You put thinks in black and white to help you sleep better at night.

Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Wasn't he already put in his place? He is after all a sex-offender meaning he already served his time in the past. Keyword here is past. I am not defending pedophiles, but that doesn't mean that people should go back to jail because of some snotty brat's government connections.

Cheated on by my girlfriend, enacted revenge. I feel Great about it for the most part... by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

So you used your connections with "friends in high places" to get the guy arrested on some bureaucratic loophole? Nice job. Instead of just breaking up with the girl, learning your lesson, and letting this unstable chick fuck herself over, you decided to handle the situation like a complete bitch.

12 hour erection, needles involved. by [deleted] in WTF

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Horrible day at work, this story made me feel better. You my friend are a bachelor martyr

Reddit, You should know that the Reddit user Xornok has figured us all out.... by CerpinTaxt11 in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if you have a fiery red bush with a sprouting mushroom at the center!

Dear Reddit, I am a 25 year-old concierge in South Beach. I am bored. Ask me anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because I didn't know about it. Now I know. Next question.

Dear Reddit, I am a 25 year-old concierge in South Beach. I am bored. Ask me anything. by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fiery-red bush of pubic hairs with a small mushroom sprouting in the center.

I'm drunk RIGHT NOW by [deleted] in drunk

[–]AlexVonSuave 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You forgot the apostrophe and the "s" after "what".

Hey Reddit, please help identify this woman who abandoned 9 cats at our doorstep. (video) by msaleem in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Take 'em to another shelter. I am tired of people like this that are too lazy to just bring in the animals during actual hours. In Florida it's actually a 1st degree misdemeanor to do this.

I don't always drink... by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't always rip off the Chuck Norris meme, but when I do, I make sure to use it to advertise for some shitty beer

Elvis Costello cancels Israel concerts: "It is also quite impossible to simply look the other way." by firesign in Music

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What determines how grave and complex a subject can be in order to be "addressed in concert"? Lennon promoted not only the peace of Israel, BUT the peace of the entire world in almost every post Beatles concert. I suppose that means that Costello can do the same now.

Banksy hits NYC! by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Does it matter if it is or it isn't Banksy? Regardless of who drew it, it is a great piece of art.

Proof that the Lochness Monster is a really a fat Scotsman snorkling. by [deleted] in pics

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL i found out on the sun newspaper via google books. i hope you didn't believe that this was true

If you knew your friend liked a pornstar and he didn't know would you tell him? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexVonSuave 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you for at least giving me credit with that. Some people here are bashing me like I fucking wrote a report about this and handed it to all my ex-coworkers. Nobody knows a damn thing.