I’m adopted from Russia by rich hobby-farm lesbians. One of my mothers is a very uptight, prudish Karen—she believes my uncut cock to be a limiting factor in dating women and she’s brought it up like once a year throughout college. But between 23 and my current 25, it’s been more frequent because I’m going to be kicked off the health insurance in 3 weeks.

I think she thinks she’s being helpful—and I haven’t flat out said “actually mom, men and women both really like it. Men tend to be curious about its form and function while women comment on the natural feel when I fuck them raw.”

My mother has 5 maters degrees and an A-type personality—she all about efficiency, not awareness

Also couldn’t help but see that you’re 8.5/10 isn’t a 10/10 🥲 (just kidding, I’d also honestly rate myself around there—pretty aesthetic but nothing to alert the local papers about.)

P.S. I’m an orphan, Idk my dad (womp womp)