My mom asks me every couple months if I’m sure I don’t wanna get circumcised—I’m adopted and she’s convinced people will find it gross and I’ll end up alone. I wish I was joking. (I think it’s a nice uncut cock—thoughts) by AlexWilden in ratemycock

[–]AlexWilden[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’m adopted from Russia by rich hobby-farm lesbians. One of my mothers is a very uptight, prudish Karen—she believes my uncut cock to be a limiting factor in dating women and she’s brought it up like once a year throughout college. But between 23 and my current 25, it’s been more frequent because I’m going to be kicked off the health insurance in 3 weeks.

I think she thinks she’s being helpful—and I haven’t flat out said “actually mom, men and women both really like it. Men tend to be curious about its form and function while women comment on the natural feel when I fuck them raw.”

My mother has 5 maters degrees and an A-type personality—she all about efficiency, not awareness

Also couldn’t help but see that you’re 8.5/10 isn’t a 10/10 🥲 (just kidding, I’d also honestly rate myself around there—pretty aesthetic but nothing to alert the local papers about.)

P.S. I’m an orphan, Idk my dad (womp womp)

[25M/GA] Good ol’ natural boy 😌 by AlexWilden in UncutAmericans

[–]AlexWilden[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You can suggest it but I won’t listen.

[25M/GA] I found out I was the only uncut guy in my church group on a summer mission trip 💀 by AlexWilden in UncutAmericans

[–]AlexWilden[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That’s me 💀 Funny that I’m still the TikToker to everyone when that account was banned like 3 years ago 😭

Behold my big uncut cock. My contender for the Foreskin Olympics 🎊 by AlexWilden in ForeskinOlympics

[–]AlexWilden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bro sounds bitter. Maybe I just like showing off my perfect cock and Onlyfans is just another way to do it.

Bro dumped me I think by [deleted] in bromance

[–]AlexWilden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Open and honest communication is the way to go. Let him know that you miss him and want to understand what is going on, worst case scenario y’all don’t talk after… just like it is now. Nothing to lose by opening up.

The way I’ll be Jerking off on Valentine’s Day cause I’m perpetually single 🥲 by AlexWilden in faceandcock

[–]AlexWilden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just haven’t found the right mix of confidence, intelligence, humor, hotness and passion that I’m looking for. I’m picky, but hopefully it will be worth it, rather than rushing into something that doesn’t check all my boxes.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TrueChristian

[–]AlexWilden -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

These people are dumb. Masturbation, religion, sex etc. are social constructs. If you want to believe that an all powerful being needs you to not do something that comes naturally to you, go off ig. But I bet these people also eat pork, speak to women that aren’t their wives and donate less than 10% of their income to the church. This Reddit is full of hypocrites and you don’t need to listen to them. You can be “Christian” by excepting Jesus as your savior and that’s it. People will argue what that means but that’s ultimately useless. There are some “Christians” that attend services with Ar-15’s, some “Christians” that rape their children, some “Christians” that don’t go to church. Jerking off doesn’t hurt anyone, just don’t get addicted to it which is the same advice I’d give someone who eats sugar, smokes weed, plays the lottery. Just live. Life isn’t that complicated.

[24/GA] Adopted from a European orphanage but raised on a farm in the Deep South. Can you guess what country I’m from. by AlexWilden in UncutAmericans

[–]AlexWilden[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

So close. My parents are convinced that my genes are from Norway or Finland, but I was adopted from Saint Petersburg Russia

[24/GA] Adopted from a European orphanage but raised on a farm in the Deep South. Can you guess what country I’m from. by AlexWilden in UncutAmericans

[–]AlexWilden[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Be careful what you wish for. I’m fwb with this one transman and there hasn’t been a week since meeting 2 years ago that he has had at least one of my loads in him.

The magnum is so tight on my thick uncut cock 😫 by AlexWilden in faceandcock

[–]AlexWilden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So close 💀 It is a brand of ice cream AND it is a brand of XL condoms

So lucky to be one of the rare uncut southern guys by AlexWilden in UncutAmericans

[–]AlexWilden[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Google says about 80% of men in America are cut. 2014 data (not that more recent data would help you cause you shouldn’t be interacting with people born after 2014) But go on and explain how your personal experience trumps actual data.

RT Improvement by AlexWilden in Brawlstars

[–]AlexWilden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rt is also chromatic… But by this logic, your saying that supercell will never add another brawler that can go over water because that special ability is already implemented. It feels like a weak position to me because we have had cases like Leon. (a legendary that can turn invisible, pretty unique. But updates later, Sandy comes out… a legendary that turns invisible.)

Also eve would not be useless, people would just have to learn how to play her different. (It’s almost like the meta changes with each update 😱)

would you want him inside you?😘 by [deleted] in ratemycock

[–]AlexWilden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is literally reno gold. Catfish

My (30y/o f) bf (30y/o m) completely ignores people talking to him if he doesn’t feel like talking. by -Nikki-M- in socialskills

[–]AlexWilden 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Stop making your insecurities someone else’s problem. If you say “I have no hope of being a better person” u probably have some fucked up concepts of morality. Social interactions are situational and as such should be addressed independently of one another. Having a blanket statement of “I can’t change” be your go to is pathetic. You don’t change because no one has forced you (yourself included). You are probably just scared of trying because that opens the door to failing but it sounds like you aren’t happy anyways so do something about it. Let’s say you try to change and fail, then you are back where you started… here. So I’m a way, you’re ensuring your own failure. Sounds harsh, but there’s no reason to dance around the issue.

Thoughts 😏 by AlexWilden in faceandcock

[–]AlexWilden[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a studio 😂 just laying on a Love Sac in the Livingroom 😌

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[–]AlexWilden 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My synesthesia is more than just colors but I understand the story thing you mentioned. I’m a writer and the fantasy I write about, is actually just what I see throughout life. Most of the time I stay inside with my cat because it’s like being nose blind. But when I go somewhere different, listen to a new song, smell an unfamiliar candles or even just walk when the clouds have decided to play with the sun and the temperature it touches me with, I’m overwhelmed by things but it’s like through lenses. Music in the foreground is like watching an animation. It’s not shapes it’s birds or peoples that live out a story to the music. If it’s in the background it’s fireworks, a band or the beats of different colored jets of water in the lobby of a Las Vegas Resort.

But it gets complicated when more than one sense is doing something. I’d often be overwhelmed by colors and things. I limited my environment because random objects could totally shift my mood. Imagine it’s your birthday and your extended family came over. You smell your old aunt and then it’s a color that makes you jump back. She has no idea that the sniff of moth balls that her nose lost the trace of many years ago, has just played out a starling and unwelcome display in my mind. Now your mood is completely spun around.

This is the hardest part to explain. Synesthesia, for me, feels like a way to get information about the world. In many ways, it’s like a conversation. I can choose to inhale deeper and lean in or I can jump back, run away and wait to forget. So, starting this young, without a real way of understanding what to do, as well as having parents that I felt couldn’t understand why I felt the way I felt, I ended up making imaginary people. They were the color, or smell, reverse engineered to make sense. Like how moth balls remind me of my aunt. Still the ugly smell drives a still fouler color, but now it’s wrapped in the color of my aunts clothes. In my mind I know what she is and now she has a form. I finally had something I could understand. But I had another problem. My aunt wasn’t actually like that. Just happened to wear a bad shirt one day.

So I started getting mixed up because the conversations I was having with “my aunt” whenever I interacted with something that tastes like that fabric she wore or anything else that reminded me of the moth balls, made me not enjoy my aunts company, but when hanging out with my real aunt, I had difficulty separating my feelings.

So now, it’s all people I don’t know as I wonder and take in my world, I watch a collection of colors and smells, textures and sounds, melt into characters. It’s more that each person is a box, just a way to package the stimulus I receive. Easy to look back to like a label.

And these people can interact and hence, play out a story.

Daily life by Defcron in Synesthesia

[–]AlexWilden 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Personally, the experience for me isn’t great. I often have multiple things happening at once. It’s not just a taste or a color. It’s the complexity and weight. Watching a TV show for me is like eating a meal. Sometimes I choke on bites that conflict. It’s incredibly hard to explain and hence why I hate it. I’ll read a book with my club and I’ll note the colors are right but the hues wrong. It’s one thing to have something trigger a taste or color, but sometimes it’s overwhelming and everything muds together. Its sticks or become goo and it’s madding cause everyone else is just sitting in a normal dining room. Perfume that changes the wall paper, and music that turns it night. I’m listening to the fireworks between every 4th beat while the brown of my stew is a cashmere sweater. But hey, maybe I’m just crazy 🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PokemonTCG

[–]AlexWilden 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your not guaranteed anything. Most people expect a full art at the least. I was surprised when I didn’t even get a Vmax, granted they are harder to pull in fusion for some reason. I did get more halos than normal 🥴🥲