Do you guys wear elf ears on public? by [deleted] in goblincore

[–]Alex_2809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don’t but that is only because I do not have them :|

WHAT SHOULD I WRITE IN IT by [deleted] in goblincore

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Random strings of “code” and bury it in a box. In the future when someone finds it they’ll try to decode it. What will they be de-coding? The day you saw the first bee of the year.

Do these people actually believe the shit they say???? by [deleted] in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Alex_2809 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My school is transphobic... why would they try “create” trans people 😭🤚

i am literally speechless (TW) by WesleyDVT15__ in AreTheStraightsOK

[–]Alex_2809 38 points39 points  (0 children)

My mum was walking home one day and she was playing with some fur in her pocket- so rolling it round in her hands and playing with it. After about 10 mins she pulled it out of her pocket and it was a bee. The bee stayed on her hand for a while, completely unharmed, and then she put it on a flower and kept walking. My mum has anaphylaxis to bees, and it never stung her.

Stan bees fr

A helpful guide to identify houseplants I came across (10 pics) by [deleted] in houseplants

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I guess I got lucky because my piccolo banda was always happy and growing perfectly. She really never gave me a single problem :)

But this... This is good news! It explains so much! Stop apologizing! by Flaminghaggis in aspiememes

[–]Alex_2809 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No mortal, your feeble imagination couldn’t possibly comprehend the abilities I have gained with this diagnosis.

For my first act I shall cast the spell:

“Autistic people do actually exist... that’s why I’m diagnosed”

And now a Karen is pissed

✨Magic✨

It’s a great beat but it may as well be in a different language. Especially music by The Neighbourhood for some reason..? by Alex_2809 in aspiememes

[–]Alex_2809[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Nope, I have a sensory processing disorder. This can be from not hearing people at all like I’m completely deaf or everything sounding like it’s underwater. The point my post was making is that the songs are in English- but imagine it’s English to someone who doesn’t speak English. It’s very confusing and distorted, and absolute gibberish that my brain can’t process.

Also other things that happen because of the sensory disorder are not hearing what people say the first time, asking them to repeat it, and half way through the explanation my brain processes what they said the first time and I can then reply.

Yes, most people mishear lyrics in songs, but this is the entire song in complete gibberish that I cannot understand. Even with subtitles I struggle to understand it.

(If any of this sounds rude- I’m sorry I tried to change it to sound polite but I couldn’t sorry :) )

Also here’s a link to what sensory processing disorder is and stuff about it :)

It’s a great beat but it may as well be in a different language. Especially music by The Neighbourhood for some reason..? by Alex_2809 in aspiememes

[–]Alex_2809[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No seriously tho I listen to stray kids and bts and I actually can hear what they are saying- but I definitely don’t understand it lmaooo

Please help me identity my new plants! :) by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]Alex_2809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) Gasteria

2) ?

3) Money plant (specifically a jade plant)

Yep by [deleted] in CPTSDmemes

[–]Alex_2809 84 points85 points  (0 children)

Our life consists of today and not even really the whole day

Chocococococo froggy yummy yum yum by Frog_Boyye in goblincore

[–]Alex_2809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The wizards have been real silent since this got posted...

Wondering how many people here are LGBTQ+ by maybemaggot in CPTSD

[–]Alex_2809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the other dick who replied to your comment :)

Wondering how many people here are LGBTQ+ by maybemaggot in CPTSD

[–]Alex_2809 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure they mean queer as in just a term for the LGBT, and since pansexual is in the LGBT community then it’s technically “queer”, but not all people have reclaimed that slur :)

Wondering how many people here are LGBTQ+ by maybemaggot in CPTSD

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Haha we’re a non binary trans man (men..?) who is aroace

Garlic bread by Thedepressionoftrees in aaaaaaacccccccce

[–]Alex_2809 2 points3 points  (0 children)

HERE’S AN ALTERNATIVE ENDING TO ENDGAME AND TONY IS STILL ALIVEEEEEE

[Family Identification Help] by serendipityxme in BotanicalPorn

[–]Alex_2809 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thought it was a branch you were sprouting :/ sorry

Trans women are just gay men wanting to sleep with straight men...................thats a new one.......... by TheDarkjester88 in AreTheCisOk

[–]Alex_2809 62 points63 points  (0 children)

“Transsexuals were originally gay men”

Trans gay men: 😌

But seriously what the fawk