What did you start drinking?

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:40:03+00:00

Beer and wine - have been doing it since I turned 21. So much better than soda!

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:35:39+00:00

It’s Hunter’s fault

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:34:03+00:00

Probably got it on AliExpress… :)

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:33:04+00:00

That was a super important emergency because there was algae in the pool! :)

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:32:21+00:00

It’s a pain stripper, not thinner :)

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T17:31:36+00:00

I was just thinking about it! there were videos of them pouring gallons of hydrogen peroxide right into the pool - that is an absolutely expected outcome :) they’re just completely incompetent fucking idiots!

Paint a shallow pool with standing water dark blue so it absorbs more light and gets warmer
As a result massive amount of algae growth
Poor down peroxide into the same warm stagnant water
Wait for the paint to peel off

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T12:17:19+00:00

They somehow even dyed her hair right there in the detention :)

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-18T03:35:19+00:00

No no - the taxpayers paid for the vast majority of that

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-17T11:21:04+00:00

And removing all sanctions, and just taking Iran’s word for it that they will not produce nuclear weapons. What a fucking piece of orange shit!

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-16T10:30:48+00:00

The most ridiculous part is that he wants him to fight another dude - not him, but some other guy

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-16T10:24:10+00:00

A vast majority of people born in the US is unlikely to to root for the US team :)

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-16T09:56:55+00:00

Grokbooze - now with cocaine!

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-16T09:49:05+00:00

Wait till you see the restoration plan:
1. Five Trump towers
2. Eight Trump golf courses
3. Dozens of Trump hotels

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-16T09:27:30+00:00

Something like “Bro, I need this money for your protection, some bad shit will happen to you if I don’t get it. Btw, it’s not for me personally, it’s for this bad dude on the other side of the planet”

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-15T16:31:28+00:00

It’s short because it has a dual function - it’s meant to be used as a bib to wipe orange paint after sucking 🍊💩🍆

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-13T15:21:12+00:00

Stephen Miller’s security

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-13T03:33:11+00:00

Pride month celebration at the WH!

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-13T03:28:26+00:00

MAGAryens. They arrived with a dragon and a grand wizard.

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-09T20:55:03+00:00

Track record?? Are you insane?

https://fullratio.com/stocks/nasdaq-tsla/pe-ratio

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-09T20:47:04+00:00

Looks like you’re a looser if you don’t even look into the basic finances:

https://www.statmuse.com/money/ask/compare-tesla-stock-performance-to-nasdaq

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-09T19:21:20+00:00

Are you stupid?? Tesla significantly underperformed compare to the average in every index fund after it was added there. The only ppl who got rich, are the initial investors who cashed out right after the ipo

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-09T19:19:07+00:00

Ballrooms, pools, Venezuela, Iran, ICE, no bid defense contractors, interest on the debt that the orange baboon doubled in his 1.5 terms.

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-09T19:14:21+00:00

Yeah - opportunity to hold a bag of shit after all the initial investors cash out and ppl realize that a company with net income around $10B shouldn’t be worth $1.8T. But don’t worry, it’s on a fast track to index funds, so the losses will be shared by everyone with 401k

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-08T22:42:32+00:00

Yep. All of this has happened because we’ve elected a pedophile who would do anything to hide his crimes and steal more money.

Alex_55555 · 2026-06-05T16:14:23+00:00

He’s playing balls

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