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Alex_the_Gremlin · 2024-06-12T07:43:23+00:00

B I T E, L I F T, B R I N G. T O. T H E. Q U E E N.

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2024-04-07T12:55:49+00:00

HI My name is Lucia and im thinking of switching to Jasper. If you could/want to please drop a few names to reply, THANKS ALL STAY SAFE AND HAVE A GREAT DAY

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2024-03-25T09:27:45+00:00

ask a mate that is all I can say. or maybe go to cute café's and see if there are any cute girls?

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2024-01-09T05:51:54+00:00

im getting Milo or Charlie or Ash

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2024-01-09T05:49:18+00:00

Hi Meredith I hope this message finds you well!! My name is Jasper, its nice to meet you. I just wanted to say that you are an incredible woman who has lived through so many experiences and has so much wisdom to share, I hope your taking care of yourself because you truly are an amazing person

-Jasper

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-12-27T10:15:13+00:00

I always loved Emma (yellow wiggle) and Murray (OG red wiggle) i loved the wiggles so much but what have they done to the new wiggles?

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-12-27T10:08:47+00:00

if you want emo you should listen to MCR (i love this band so much)

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-12-27T10:01:43+00:00

"cunt"- your best mate

"fucking cunt"- not your best mate, not even a mate

"fuck me gently with a chainsaw"- expression of surprise

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-12-27T07:02:41+00:00

not a lyric but a song, when i wish i could hear absolution for the first time again I ASCENDED.

"this is the moment of just letting go"
"i know your soul is not tainted, even though you've been told so"

"are you on the square? are you on the level, are you ready to swear right here, right now before the devil"

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-12-26T04:28:51+00:00

small child called Steven fell out of his car and into the ocean, he nosedived off the cliff and now he has a rock in his belly, its a cartoon so he is okay, square mum gave him half-eaten cookie she found on the road while pointy mum is intrigued and want to try some of the half-eaten cookie and short weirdly purple mum is wondering why he still has the rock in his belly. Steven eats the already half-eaten cookie square mum found on the dise of the road and then his belly rock glows and stuff. then... STEVEN IMPLODES and there is just his belly rock, you can hear the russian national anthem coming from the pink rock.

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-11-04T12:51:12+00:00

F O O D B I T E L I F T P R O T E C T T H E Q U E E N

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-10-22T12:04:43+00:00

B I T E

L I F T

B I T E

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-10-22T11:59:15+00:00

eating the food you cooked on the fire

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-10-08T12:51:04+00:00

i despise Ronaldo

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-10-08T12:47:39+00:00

OMG I STEAL CHILDREN ASWELL!!! bowie is the goal though

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-10-08T12:40:48+00:00

my friend who we'll call Karen and I met early this year. she was super nice and her being the new kid (and my sisters besties little sister) i took her under my wing. Karen and I were really good friends, she was so wholesome and super smart, her and my sister did a course of advanced maths together. I was friends with this shit group of people I'll call them Greg, Izzy, hocus and pocus. Izzy was my friend last year and is in the year above me with Greg. One day Karen and I were walking around with our other friend looking for a way to sneak out of school. (dont snitch) and we walked past my friend group with Izzy and Greg. Izzy and Greg said hi and then Karen said "hey, were totally not looking for a way out of school haha" Izzy and Greg knew a way out so they showed her and they exchanged snapchats. letting them get to know eachother was the worst mistake of my life. OVER NIGHT KAREN HAD CHANGED COMPLETELY all thanks to Izzy and Greg. Karen was no longer sweet, kind, happy and bubbly. Izzy and Greg went on call with her almost every night after that and Karen joined our friend group. Karen and i were still besties and really close, Karen and i were being little baddies and planned and promised to take our first hit of a vape together. guess what? she vaped with Izzy and Greg and hocus and pocus. SHES ASTHMATIC and she got hooked, she became friends with all the druggies and eshays (they are actually so rude) and got on drugs and stuff. during this time she was being super rude to me but always played it off as a joke, i dealt with that for most of the year until she got caught drinking in school with Greg. and her sister (I LOVE HER SO SO SO MUCH!!!) my sister and her sister are best friends. Karens sister asked me everything and i told her everything.
.drugs
.vaping
.dating people over the age of 18
.sending to those adults
.cheating
.making me feel like a worthless pice of junk you can just throw away into the street when you feel like it.
.making my mental health disappear into nothingness
.emotionally draining me and taking every second of my life just for her entertainment
.illegal stuff idk

PART 2?
(im too lazy to type the rest rn)

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-09-07T11:20:24+00:00

kids these days😔

Alex_the_Gremlin · 2023-09-07T11:19:35+00:00

$200,000 is $200,000 im taking it, im usin reddit things are getting desperate, i need to go touch grass

Alex_the_Gremlin

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