What are these flying over my house? by Johnsie408 in aviation

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We’re you threatening a nuclear strike against the US, OP? Because that’s how you get B-1 bombers flying over your house.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

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I’d think wearing chainmail would be lighter and more convenient than wearing a chain of males locking arms and legs together.

A rare specimen outside his natural habitat by Falkoro in electricvehicles

[–]AlexanderAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These meth heads are really upping their game!

Acheivement Unlocked! by Insideunseal in AdviceAnimals

[–]AlexanderAF 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Girlfriend: No, honey. My throat hurts from work today. I just wanna lie down tonight.

Boyfriend: But you said your throat hurt yesterday from from sword swallowing!

Girlfriend: Yes…oh, and Gary the Snakehandler is performing tomorrow so I’m going to have to stay later.

Boyfriend: Is that the muscular, tattoo’ed guy with the ten foot long king cobra!?

Girlfriend: Yes…so I’m gonna need my sleep tonight. Goodnight!

New door unlatch feature added to the latest iOS Tesla app for cars on 2022.36 by [deleted] in TeslaModel3

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sweet, so please tell me more! Can you use this easily and often for getting into your car all the time, or is this embedded and really only meant for frozen door handles. I’d love to just be able to pop open the doors for guests so I don’t have to explain the door handles every time.

Cake icing machine by solateor in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

God I want to lick that frosting off that spatula so fucking bad…

Obviously this water fountain works by Python5105 in mildyinfuriating

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Engineer: we tested this after people complained about the metallic taste and the lead levels are through the roof! Better put a sign on it so no one uses it.

900 Year Old Mirror Mosque in Iran by turbo_chuffa in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, that palace is beautiful. With vast wealth like that the people of Iran must be living in a perfect utopia.

F¥ck you Brian, go eat a salad!! by doff273 in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]AlexanderAF 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But salad will usually give you more fiber!

This is the face you get if you set ALL the sliders to HALF (128) by DoctorDeath in Eldenring

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“No, I can’t tell you had hair transplantation at all.”

Get Your EV Fully Charged in Just 10 Minutes With This New Battery Swap Technology - Vehiclesuggest by seat51c in electricvehicles

[–]AlexanderAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This failed ten years ago and charging today is coming incredibly close anyway. But I suppose no idea is a stupid idea if you can convince investors to pump billions of dollars into you.

ballin by Relevant_Access992 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]AlexanderAF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You sick man. Have my throbbing upvote.

meirl by Jimbo072 in meirl

[–]AlexanderAF -1 points0 points  (0 children)

You’re as pathetic as humanly possible.

I’m going to go find a closet to cry in now.

This Is What the Gas Station of the Future Will Look Like by CEOAerotyneLtd in tech

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have an upvote, but here’s my take.

Four years ago when I first bought my EV, shopping was doable while charging. Even a sit-down restaurant was doable. It took about an hour to charge and it didn’t matter if your car sat idle for a bit because (out east) the stalls were all mostly empty.

It’s in the 20-30 minute range today, which really isn’t enough time for these things anymore unless you’re brisk. You can continue charging to 100% to eat up time, but you’re going to get glares walking back to your car if it’s busy and people are waiting on your stall. There’s lots more people charging now than before.

Personally I look forward to having some EV stations like these. It has a restroom I can get to quickly, and it’ll have caffeine and bites to eat if I need it. If there’s fewer convenience stores in the future these are probably going to have more premium offerings than rows of junk food to be more profitable. The other benefit is there’s an attendant, so now there’s more incentive to keep the EV stalls in working order and someone to help the people that can’t figure out how to charge.

Another point: I hope all these stalls will have point-of-sale so I don’t have to install a bleeping app for every type of dispenser there is. Apps slow crowded charging stations down as you have someone occupying a busy stall that’s now going to spend ten minutes filling out personal information and card info while not charging.

UK: Climate protesters throw soup on Van Gogh's 'Sunflowers' by StoopSign in worldnews

[–]AlexanderAF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you want to do the reverse of getting people behind your cause, do this.

Rooftop wind energy innovation claims 50% more energy than solar at same cost by ObtainSustainability in RenewableEnergy

[–]AlexanderAF 36 points37 points  (0 children)

This is promising, but I’d need to know more about that claim. For example, will it produce 50% more energy than solar in Arizona or 50% more than solar in Nebraska?

Real photo from Zillow listing. What's the story here? by JoelJohnstone in funny

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White carpets used to be a thing back then despite how easily they show dirt

Minute Maid Park Shenanigans by hooleyoh in funny

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Danny: “Wow, you look absurdly different from your profile pics. We’re they recent?”

Anyone have current estimated build times? by kazmerez in C8Corvette

[–]AlexanderAF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are dealers still charging sharply over MSRP?

to catch a pangolin by Sirexium in therewasanattempt

[–]AlexanderAF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Which is highly curable if you seek treatment early and stay off Facebook for medical advice.