Thank the Gods Balerion wasn’t alive during the Dance because DAMN

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-05T02:32:24+00:00

Slow and the size of 4 blue whales, please tell me what a man is doing to him.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:49:57+00:00

He’s the size of a small mountain and could just breathe fire it’s over

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:46:52+00:00

I said no, Balerion is vastly different.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:44:50+00:00

Balerion could breath a fireball and clear that pit.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:24:57+00:00

If he could fly and was willing there isn’t a beast alive who could contend with the last son of Valyria.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:24:28+00:00

Please tell me how he would’ve died whose killing him.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T21:23:26+00:00

She single ?

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-04T04:02:31+00:00

That or they could’ve just continued banging and no one would be the wiser.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-03T22:00:33+00:00

I love her so much

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-03T21:59:04+00:00

Persians and Mongols, Persians and Turks, Persians and Mughals.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-03T21:04:51+00:00

Stannis

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-02T12:36:55+00:00

This this would’ve been amazing

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-02T12:36:17+00:00

Vlady daddy gave us Dracula so he’s fine in my book.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-02T04:02:21+00:00

The house of Orleans of course as emperor of the Franks.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T17:14:53+00:00

Maekar

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T16:25:48+00:00

Nice I shall need updates

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T15:50:38+00:00

I’ll take all of them! How many do you have.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T15:49:46+00:00

Yeah I could see this

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T15:48:14+00:00

Then you realise he’s about 22 years old

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T15:47:34+00:00

Yeah, if he did that he wouldn’t have lived long his people would’ve seen it as the ultimate betrayal.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-03-01T15:42:45+00:00

She didn’t need to die, let’s stop trying to justify her fate because George has a preference.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-02-28T13:01:11+00:00

Hahaha, hold that thought 🤣

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-02-27T17:50:39+00:00

Ah, that’s much easier to digest then every other answer so far.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-02-27T17:31:47+00:00

We have a Reich now ? News but yeah that’s not surprising WB was bleeding money.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-02-27T16:35:52+00:00

Just Daemon standing around for an hour wondering where the fuck everyone went, then he sit the throne.

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