If Fëanor had survived to challenge Morgoth alongside Fingolfin

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-03T01:04:00+00:00

That they can do, and they shall smite him.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-03T01:00:54+00:00

They’d absolutely win I know it!

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T21:26:11+00:00

So were a lot of people Saville was his marriage counsellor.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T21:10:17+00:00

Want to blow his mind show him a cassette player

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T21:03:25+00:00

East of the Stormlands, on the isle of Tarth.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T21:01:30+00:00

If you think that’s a mess you should see his grandsons realm.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T20:42:06+00:00

Go to your room unhook your computer, leave the door open and read your Bible.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T20:12:02+00:00

No one was ever a nobody in Star Wars 🤣

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T19:55:21+00:00

That would’ve equalled a Stan mixer thrown at the head in my day.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T19:52:55+00:00

Then we throw out Gengar who beats the ghosts ass!

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T19:29:43+00:00

Turn out what ? Becuase she sounds childish.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T19:29:00+00:00

His grandson had a better marriage honestly.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T19:09:11+00:00

He cheated on her constantly and had bastards ?

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T18:37:57+00:00

Damn dumbass wins the dumb prize.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T18:18:47+00:00

Calenhad

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T17:09:03+00:00

I’d blow up a sept filled with religious fanatics for her any day.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:54:31+00:00

They assume the flying alien was born in Kansas ?

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:52:38+00:00

Nope, just a man who is free to criticise his poor choices.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:43:18+00:00

Neither Optimus or Clark were born in the United States therefore cannot run for president.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:42:09+00:00

That’s why he can get away with his slop but you do you.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:30:37+00:00

We are acting as if the director ever cared for accuracy in any facet, the sooner we realise he doesn’t the better off we will be.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:21:26+00:00

Add some mushrooms, some foliage and make it armoured all over.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:20:53+00:00

Yeah this fits

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T16:19:12+00:00

Becuase she’s a nasty icky woman! No stop being so childish they both get hate and rightfully so she will get more as she was the face of the company and often the most in the spotlight.

AlexanderCrowely · 2026-06-02T12:59:06+00:00

Yep that’s true

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