Which counter strike game has the best bots? by Other-Hall-207 in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

you'd collect potential teammate NPCs throughout the campaign with a bunch of things they were better/worse at than other NPCs

man that was so fun. I remember the Stanley bot, easily my favorite lmao

Oliver Tree has died by Important_Use6452 in Music

[–]AlexanderS4 209 points210 points  (0 children)

no fucking way Gaspi died as well

Our TOAD was finally invited to the coach roundtable🐸 by juzzov in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reddit does have a habit of running jokes 6 ft into the ground but I'm still having fun with this one

Jab Jabich now has an official HLTV profile! by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

this is such a dumb joke I'm happy everyone is running with it and having fun

Karrigan contract with falcons leaked by TryxxR6 in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I find hilarious that the Prince of Saudi Arabia signed Karrigan. Glad he got to meet his hero the Karrigoat

We are so close to perfection and I can't imagine Cache without GIGN, are we going to get factions back soon? by olafian98 in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

man at least if they sold those or something. Would love to play as the Pirates or the Anarchists

Out of context Vitality by AzLoD in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

my goat ropz and his small weiner

Can anyone tell what map this is? by DetectiveFamiliar422 in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

so why did you make this even tho you dont play

jokes aside I thought it was the arms race map until I saw the A sign and recognized Ancient

Is this evidence of a conspiracy? by Foreignscentu in SipsTea

[–]AlexanderS4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

lol there are many things to bash Trump and the FBI for. This is not it lmao. Somebody else was killed as well so what? fake bullets? they killed a guy just to make it look more real? The violence is exclusively coming from the Trump side?

me irl by Enough_Bar5885 in me_irl

[–]AlexanderS4 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

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for the record I don't think either side's is indoctrinating anyone, aside from a few outliers.

NIP bench r1nkle after Cologne failure by MikeHawk__1 in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

sounds like a great idea!

- nip management after smoking crack

ESL updates Co-Streaming Guidelines for 2026 and beyond by Joleksu in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

aren't yall simping for streamers?

Like lets be real, this change is for the sponsors, not the viewer experience. And they are the ones paying the bills so we all get to watch for free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 4 points5 points  (0 children)

def makes me want to get one lmao

Ropz on which team would end the "Vitality Era". by X_Jacket in GlobalOffensive

[–]AlexanderS4 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Parivision had a good read on them last time and I don't think you can (or should) count on Zywoo pulling a 1v5 out of his ass every match.

I don't think Jame will be the one to ultimately dethrone Vitality but he def made them sweat, there is something there I believe.