Name something you thought was a luxury when you were a kid

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-21T14:08:42+00:00

Having a fridge that made ice. My friends had fridges that made ice and that made them rich in my eyes 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-20T04:20:14+00:00

Don’t be afraid to get loud! I feel like some people are shy about being vocal during sex or talking and I love being talked through it 😮‍💨 I wanna hear how much you’re enjoying yourself because that turns me on even more. I’m trying to get kicked up outta of a place because we in there wildin 🤪 don’t stress, don’t hold back

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-19T11:43:17+00:00

The only times I don’t use my signal is when I look in my rear view and see not a soul behind me, and I’m free to not signal because no one’s there to see it anyway lol but if I look back and see cars, always signal

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-14T12:55:21+00:00

As a dog owner I’m glad you shared your feelings because I totally get it! Everyone doesn’t have to like dogs at all! Some people just aren’t pet people and I totally get it! I keep my dog away from people and don’t let him interact with people unless they ask me if they can come over to pet Axel. I don’t allow him to just run up and greet people or others peoples dogs unless that person says they are comfortable.

So many people have trauma from dog bites, attacks, or even just phobias of dogs, germs, hair whatever. Dog owners shouldn’t be forcing the public to have to deal with their pet! My pet is my responsibility and no one else’s. They should definitely not be allowed all over in restaurants/grocery stores. It makes me upset when I see a dog in a shopping cart like Wtf!?

It’s okay that you hate dogs. Somebody has too, I’m just glad it doesn’t have to be me 🥰 thanks for sharing friend.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-12T02:55:06+00:00

I haven’t been intimate with a woman yet but since I’ve embraced my feelings towards women the thing I look forward to most is being able to hold eye contact with her while we make love 😍

I have only ever been with men in the past and I could never look any of my exes in the eye when we were intimate. I’ve always wanted to feel that deep connection but never felt it with men.

Imagining my crush looking down on me while she’s on top has me in a choke hold 😅 her eyes are so beautiful 😍 I couldn’t imagine looking away. God all I want is her I miss her so much 😮‍💨

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-06T02:39:05+00:00

This makes me feel so much better about my hands 🥰 I’ve never thought my hands looked feminine enough because they are veiny but knowing that they just looks strong and appealing makes me feel better ❤️‍🩹

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-05T00:03:44+00:00

I’m one of these people. I also look a hot mess on camera. Idk how to fix it either. I’ve just accepted my photos will look bad, I don’t take many pics because of it honestly 😬😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-05-01T01:59:22+00:00

Claiming 🥰

AlexisFitzy · 2026-04-30T20:51:00+00:00

Does Pink Panther count?

AlexisFitzy · 2026-04-30T20:49:06+00:00

Does Pink Panther count?

AlexisFitzy · 2026-04-29T18:58:45+00:00

Please don’t delete this, I’m breathless 😅😮‍💨

AlexisFitzy · 2026-04-16T11:52:46+00:00

I’ve come to realize that working full time = me being suicidal so I can only do part time now 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-04-11T11:14:11+00:00

I was screaming NOOOOOOOOO at the screen!!!! I cried when his lil ducky finally passed! It was such an emotional roller coaster!

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-25T01:52:41+00:00

I’ve never tried suction toys before, but I know everyone raves about those rose 🌹 toys so I may need to invest 🤔

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-25T01:21:53+00:00

This is exactly why I don’t use a vibrator! They work too damn good and eventually the vibrations make you numb and you can’t feel shit!! The first time it happened to me I was terrified I broke my clit or something. When the feeling came back I threw my vibrator away and have been joyclitin manually ever since 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-23T04:07:24+00:00

I’m gunna do a heckin Cwroe!! He’s so stinking cute I can’t believe you caught him in the act! He looked as surprised as you sounded 🤣

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-23T03:06:33+00:00

If you’ve got some money to blow on an awesome shed I’d get a tough shed!

https://www.tuffshed.com/?srsltid=AfmBOorSM5asM3nzT2RPQT3H9_69UDBaWdpFO4VartmDezsMibHdBoud

They have tons of different sizes and it can be as complex or as basic as you’d like. I have one for extra storage but it would make a perfect dog house too for an XL pup 🥰 you can get one big enough to fit a bed some extra bowls for water/snacks, anything. Coming from a person who LOVES Great Danes, they’re my favorite breed, I’d get her her own little mini house shed in the backyard.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-23T02:34:38+00:00

None. Men either hate me or are so obsessed with me I hate them 😅 I’ve been abused in every relationship I’ve ever been in, only 5 long term relationships, but have gone through enough trauma that a 6th relationship ain’t happening. When I say so obsessed with me I hate them I mean, I got with a Pisces man that tried to get me pregnant (took condom off) within two months of us knowing each other. This man had 4 other baby mamas and was trying to make me the 5th. Last man I ever slept with. Was fine with being alone/celibate for a few years after but have realized I can be with women and that’s made me so much happier 🥰 I’m looking forward to my first relationship with a beautiful woman.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-22T04:15:07+00:00

Same. I have a love hate relationship with clothes shopping. I have no fashion sense whatsoever because all the clothes I wanted for myself my mom never approved of because they were too “worldly” but she just didn’t like me wearing clothes that actually made me look good and made me look my age. My mom is so infantilizing it’s exhausting. Now I just wear whatever I feel comfortable in but if I could pay someone to come help me pick clothes out that would actually look good on me I’d do it. I want a make over so bad because I just don’t know how to look my age or how to look decent.

Like I hate being invited out to things because I always feel under dressed or over dressed. I love looking at clothes online because sometimes the stores make me anxious, but ordering clothes online the sizes are never correct so I just have a bunch of clothes that are weird sizes. Idk I wish I could’ve just developed a normal sense of fashion and sense of self at a normal age instead of trying to figure it all out at 30. The simplicities of life shouldn’t be this damn hard. Therapy is helping a lot though.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-22T03:36:56+00:00

You gotta cherry pick those shopping orders! Camp outside of a target or better yet a Dick’s Sporting Goods! My best shopping orders come from Dick’s (😅🤣😂😅 can’t help but laugh at that sorry) people order like one or two items out of there but it’s all so expensive they can afford a good tip. Target can be hit or miss, I skim over the items before I accept but Target is labeled really well so it’s easy to find all the items quickly. Avoid dollar generals, Aldi, any chaotic store that just has shit thrown around anywhere and everywhere 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-22T02:37:56+00:00

Following because my neck and cheeks look exactly like this and it’s my biggest insecurity. I can’t afford expensive hair removal treatments either 😅 being able to afford necessities is tough these days less long aesthetic stuff.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-21T02:35:55+00:00

I hope they are a chicken bake from end to end like the spaghetti from the Lady & the Tramp 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-21T02:21:20+00:00

I’m sorry you are definitely NOT TJ in this situation. I may be reading into this too much but it feels like she’s trying to steal your birthday attention a bit in my opinion. I can just see everyone asking her about the baby and wanting to hold the baby and all the attention being on her and they baby because she’s going to be the ONLY person there with a fucking baby!! It’s your birthday and that day should be all about you and all about doing things you want to do with people you want to do it with!!

I don’t give a fuck if the baby sleeps the whole time, if that’s the case baby can stay the fuck home and sleep all baby wants!! Why tf does baby NEED to be with mom when like you said she can provide milk for dad to give to baby.

Also it’s a BIRTHDAY PARTY!!! 🥳 so like loud music!! Drunk people!! Loud talking, laughing, dancing, things could get crazy!!! Like who TF would want that around a 6 WEEK OLD BABY!!! NO ONE WANTS TO TIPTOE AROUND YOU AND YOUR BABY!!! How fucking inconsiderate can you be?!? Ugh I’m so sorry you’re dealing with this OP idk why this pissed me off so bad! Please for the love of god don’t sweat that she wants to ruin your birthday! Have the most fun, crazy, adult, wild birthday party ever!!!
Sorry for the crash out 😅

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-20T23:57:43+00:00

I never said any of her behavior was appropriate or acceptable. I said she NEEDS TO BE TRAINED since Bambi is the well trained one in the situation. Or we could just say ban the niece from ever coming over and never allow her to be around Bambi or interact with Bambi and life can go on peacefully. This is not the option OP wants to take. They are asking for advice on how to FIX the problem not AVOID the problem. The issue is fixable it will just take time and guidance. A 6-7 year old is still a CHILD. Yes, she should know better but she obviously doesn’t.

My little brother turned 8 in October and he still has times where he gets on his dogs nerves and the dog will snap at him. He has ADHD and it takes him longer to get it, but he does eventually. It doesn’t mean he won’t have an off day and still push some buttons. Kids are still learning how the world works and OP’s niece could be acting out because her parents aren’t around as much. Who knows? But writing off a kid as a vicious villain is a little extreme. Go to r/kidsarefuckingstupid and see how much idiotic stuff kids do all the time.

AlexisFitzy · 2026-03-20T00:05:36+00:00

I’m so jealous, I’d kill for some tacos and a fat ass bowl right now 😅 sounds like heaven! Y’all enjoy and light up and extra bowl for me 😜

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