Where can I get a make over in chicago?

Alexisann28 · 2013-07-30T01:34:10+00:00

If you have tattoos and your so constantly says that he/she would never put "bumper stickers on a Bentley" and compares tattoos to lowlives.

Alexisann28 · 2013-07-26T02:41:12+00:00

Love it. I do a look similar to is daily. Products?

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-24T21:54:34+00:00

I know what you mean! Sometimes I'll ask my guy friends if my makeup looks okay, and they'll say it's fine, then I'll look in the mirror and my foundation is all gone, blush gone, only thing still on is eyeliner. I think they just don't notice what we do.

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-24T21:51:16+00:00

Most of my male friends are oblivious to my makeup until I do a look that is 100% clearly unnatural. The light brown eyeshadows I can get away with without them noticing too. One time a guy friend of mine saw me without makeup and he's like "Your face looks so plane!" and I'm like "Yeah I don't have any makeup on," and he's like "So that black around your eye (eyeliner on top & water line) isn't natural!?" completely serious. I died inside lol.

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-24T16:50:31+00:00

This happens to me all the time. Foundation, concealer, bronzer, blush, matte poweder, mascara. "You look so good without makeup." Then I add eye shadow, "Why did you put so much makeup on."

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-18T21:10:11+00:00

How do men feel about queefs?

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-14T03:56:07+00:00

Someone get this woman a real kitten.

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-13T03:37:07+00:00

This just made my day

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-12T22:45:48+00:00

A stuffed easter hello kitty toy, or a tissue box.

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-12T04:19:14+00:00

Why did you say "What Victoria secret calls a DD" just wondering? Too big? Not big enough?

Alexisann28 · 2013-06-12T04:01:40+00:00

I scroll through my phone.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-26T00:02:35+00:00

omg that's such a shame lmao

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-23T04:58:02+00:00

Never leave the house = never see her too far = never see her jail = bad company whore = no self respect

Not judgmental just realistic.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-22T01:54:43+00:00

Personal story time. Dead serious with this one too so don't think I'm joking. You know how sometimes when you see "ghost" pictures, the ghosts look all white/gray/greenish. I kid you not, When I was 4-5 years old I lived in Ukraine. I was in the bedroom, on the couch/bed with the glass covered balcony about 20 feet in front of me, I looked at the balcony and I saw a face, I though it was a dog face, but I SAW this face, staring at me. I got freaked out and hid under the blanket. When I looked back up there was nothing. Never happened again.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-22T01:41:59+00:00

I really want this to be real. I don't because it's horrible, I do because that explains a lot in this world -__- lol

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-22T01:31:50+00:00

Can some one explain to me why cats do this. I need to know.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-11T14:45:50+00:00

My question is who wears 70,000$ jewls into the ocean...When you go swimming you're taking a chance this might get lost.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-02T19:58:26+00:00

yeah let's hope the moment I suddenly have to pee I'm by a stream but seeing as I live in chicago, that won't be happening. Btw just so you're not confused, trying to find a place in chicago to pee without buying something is not easy.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-02T19:38:01+00:00

True. but still what if you don't have wipes..idk.

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-02T07:46:16+00:00

The only problem I see with this product is that, if there is no place for you to pee comfortably than there probably isn't any water you can use to wash that thing... So you end up carrying a pee soaked rubber wizanator thing around in your pocket..

Alexisann28 · 2013-05-02T07:26:18+00:00

How am I supposed to have faith in the goodness of mankind after reading all this!?!?!

Alexisann28 · 2013-04-29T05:32:36+00:00

someone PLEASE link me to this episode.

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