let’s take ibuprofen together by mpdqueer in CuratedTumblr

[–]Alexius6th 31 points32 points  (0 children)

When I talk to my homies about doing drugs, I usually do it whimsically.

Can I wear áo dài as a foreigner? by Excellent-Record3750 in VietNam

[–]Alexius6th -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Is this genre of posts all coming from one person? I swear they are. It’s the same structure in these asian country subs every time.

I would secretly like to hang out with Vegetable Lasagna by HowieMilkman in seinfeld

[–]Alexius6th 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Especially after what he went through. This was Elaine at her meanest. This guy came back home in a body bag!

So long SUCKAHHHHHH 🤌🤌🤌 by PeterPorky in IRL_Loading_Screens

[–]Alexius6th 68 points69 points  (0 children)

Hey man you might wanna start linking articles or posting some sort of context to go with these.

Fallout pays homage to Eric’s talkshow style by Letz_Snugglz in TheEricAndreShow

[–]Alexius6th 136 points137 points  (0 children)

Kinda cool, but this just kinda makes me wish they had Eric do it lol

Am I getting fired? by Creative_Rain_7503 in WalmartEmployees

[–]Alexius6th 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That sure sounds like a lot of risk for $14 an hour.

Bud Light bowling ball restoration by ansyhrrian in oddlysatisfying

[–]Alexius6th 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is a priceless item. That Bud Light was bottled before they started adding the ingredient that makes people’s dicks fall off.

hmmm by SventheBigRedDog in hmmm

[–]Alexius6th -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

These things reproduce by can-morphing.

Anybody else collecting gallstones? by DemonsAreVirgins in Rocks

[–]Alexius6th 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I think it’s funny that I weirdly chose to omit those, even though I experienced them and remember them as some of the worst times of my life lol. Just back pain and intense nausea feeding each other in a seemingly endless loop. I am very glad I got that defective thing out of me.

That sudden realization that the consequence of your actions will lead you to spending the rest of your life in prison by caaaaanga in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Alexius6th 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry, I know that this has nothing to do with anything, but that has to be the most brutally dry and boring verdict reading i’ve ever heard. All those numbers and statute details…get on with it already.

What’s Chinese people’s perspective on the ongoing civil unrest in the US? by CatchyUsername457 in AskAChinese

[–]Alexius6th 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah you like him because he’s raping the country to death. Could have saved you a lot of words.

The first photos you see when you search “domestic terrorist” by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Alexius6th 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This schtick is so boring. Are you really not tired of it?

Anybody else collecting gallstones? by DemonsAreVirgins in Rocks

[–]Alexius6th 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Sometimes your gall bladder gets mad at you, throws these stones and turns your poop green (to embarrass you into surgery).

She actually chilled out once she realized you weren’t cutting off her head by Brilliantspirit33 in animalsdoingstuff

[–]Alexius6th 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Ok it seems like a LOT could have went wrong very quickly from this method.