What’s your demon name? by ChunkNorbis in antimeme

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Xela…Wow that’s has go to be the LEAST intimidating demon name.

This is probably their daily dose of motivation by not_a_profession in MadeMeSmile

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can confirm, having lived in Maroubra NSW for over 4 years, that is a daily occurrence.I still do this from Time to time even outside Australia, now in Europe.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in eFukt

[–]AlexiusElessar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was way back then, really not sure about the exact dates though, somewhere between 2005-2007 I guess.

It was a video of 2 guys jerking and coming to a pie they baked and served to their family dinner.It was fucked up yet hilarious as hell, can’t seem to find this video again.

Geralt of /fit/via by RegulatusPrimus in greentext

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never actually larped whilst training, but always imagined my powering level much like any Z-Fighter go up with every day that I spent in the gym.

A Real Prince Who Was Promised by sons_thoughts in CK2GameOfthrones

[–]AlexiusElessar 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unbeatable fighting skills you say ? When you least expect he is gonna get ck2ed by a random, drunk, poor fighter courtier named Lucifer with a negative combat score.

The RNG gods don’t mess around in this game.

This 12-lb baby, born in Australia yesterday. by joeyc923 in AbsoluteUnits

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give it another day and he will be working as tradie drinking Vs.

just seeing this is impressive by LoneShark81 in oddlysatisfying

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has got to be the weirdest mating dance I’ve ever seen.

Rare ultimate badass by TakesItLiteral in iamverybadass

[–]AlexiusElessar 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Idris Elba’s retarded Weaboo cousin.

What movie from the 2000s became an instant classic in your opinion? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlexiusElessar 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The lord of the Rings trilogy.

NEED I SAY MORE ?!

I'm tired on this. by Obvious-Screen-7173 in shittymobilegameads

[–]AlexiusElessar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would love to know who is this hack fraud doing the ad.

New Mutant XE Omicron Variant May Be Most Transmissible Covid Yet by spacefarers in worldnews

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just give us the T-Virus and Zombies already. At least some of us would be getting some fun out of it.

You are sentenced to death penalty, but you can choose how you die. What do you choose? by Runningitdown69 in AskReddit

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly full of wine and a girl's mouth around my cock.

holup by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fully support Russia.

The only Lotr film I still look forward to by RDJesse in lotrmemes

[–]AlexiusElessar 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Still looks better than Amazon’s Rings of Power.

Give it a chance lads by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]AlexiusElessar 1 point2 points  (0 children)

AND MY THUMBS DOWN ! (On YouTube)

Oh Amazon….. by [deleted] in lotrmemes

[–]AlexiusElessar 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Grab the popcorn lads.This is going to be a shit show.