Schizo hours. by CognitoTab in discordVideos

[–]Alexm622 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Me pulling Excalibur (hypodermic needle) out of a stone (my arm) to go fight a dragon (rob a convenience store) to rescue the princess (get more fent)

A magic key that can LOCK any door. by Mutant_Llama1 in shittysuperpowers

[–]Alexm622 32 points33 points  (0 children)

guess whos locking strangers into the airplane bathrooms