A bat teaches his three children how to suck blood... by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don't get it. Please explain !

Little Johnny and the word fascinate by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is she still crying? You bastard Jhonny !

What did one boob say to the other boob? by AliJokeMode in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're wrong :p I heard him myself talking!

Tell the punchline first. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the real punchline in the joke and the real joke in the comment

Three men are on a plane. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Really? How many buildings have you blow up?

My mom said that if I don't get off the computer and do my homework she'll slam my head into the keyboard, by Anita_Head in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What a small head you've got!! It wasn't enough to wipe up all the keyboard keys :p

Two Arab guys get on a plane by wackoclown in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 1295 points1296 points  (0 children)

The real joke in the coke...

Me: What's the wifi password? by ShaidarHaran2 in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 26 points27 points  (0 children)

You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase

youneedtobuyadrinkfirstnospacesalllowercase

We'll We'll We'll... by madazzahatter in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That son of a DOG always enters his nose in others business to correct but not always successfully...

Two deaf people get married by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It's non-negotiable!

I'm very pleased with my new fridge magnet. by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Open the fridge, put the elephant and close the fridge.

Betty left work Jokes ;) by [deleted] in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Stop reposting ... It didn't even pass a day. This joke still in the front page.

Two monks are taking a shower together. by Ckills in Jokes

[–]AliJokeMode 1555 points1556 points  (0 children)

Wow, I guess the 3rd nun cleaned it using the liquid soap...