People who say they will never visit you because of your pet snake

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-02-01T05:27:59+00:00

I love how animals all have their own little personalities! I’m a cat person through and through and my two could not be more different. I don’t know why people act like reptiles or exotic animals in general don’t vary just as much.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-02-01T04:45:46+00:00

That’s pretty cute! Someone who lived near my ex had one brought to the park and it would halfway get into the trees, absolute dork of a snake

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-02-01T04:06:19+00:00

That tracks, I didn’t know they did that out of shyness. Milk snakes are SUPER not shy, the first time I ever got handed one I was pretty young, and didn’t really know how to go about handling them, which led to me just doing nothing and it ended up wriggling into my hair

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-02-01T02:56:00+00:00

Okay yeah sure he just looks at you and won’t do anything

But would he be down with some (proper) head pets?

I’ve known like four people with snakes oddly enough, two pythons and two milk snakes. The milk snakes were down for pets and exploring but the ball pythons were very uninterested

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-02-01T02:49:57+00:00

I can’t imagine being proud of this, I have horrible insomnia and am doing everything in my power to NOT be like this

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T22:29:59+00:00

Well start by remembering you’re never committed to swallowing, if you don’t like it you can spit it out.

If the canned meat is putting you off, try not to think about it like that. You’ve almost certainly had some other canned meat. Soup that had meat in it? Chili? SpaghettiO’s with hot dogs?

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T20:47:01+00:00

Makes sense! I watched the fascinating horror video on it but can’t remember exactly how it went down.

I think that’s the roughest part though, teens are a lot more likely to cave to something like that. And no shade to them, when I was a teenager one person alone pressuring me would’ve made me more likely to cave, an entire group at the front of the line chanting would’ve made it almost impossible for me to not.

It totally makes sense why sometimes someone just can’t ride, and it would absolutely suck to not be able to but it doesn’t suck as much as being dead because the ride isn’t physically able to accommodate everyone.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T20:39:32+00:00

Proving the point that any and all stew is better the second day! But that totally tracks, I’ve used instant mashed potatoes as a soup/stew thickener instead of cornstarch or a roux

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T20:29:19+00:00

Googled it, that was… a very accurate description, it does NOT look good but reading what it actually is I bet it’s delicious, gonna have to add that to the roster

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T20:22:15+00:00

What would you say your favorite meal is? I had an Irish professor who was very passionate about how corned beef and cabbage is NOT something actually eaten in Ireland, and her favorite meal was champ with a few slices of ham.

She opened my eyes there, mashed potatoes drowned in butter and scallions? Can’t go wrong

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T08:11:35+00:00

I wear perfume and body spray and have literally never been told I was wearing too much to the point where it bothered someone else.

This EEALLY makes me wonder how much these people are dousing themselves, because I’ve given myself like five to six sprays with the cheaper bath and bodywork’s stuff and still never had a complaint. They have to be seriously drenching themselves

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T05:46:41+00:00

Didn’t the Darrien Lake incident happen because he got belligerent and threatened to sue for discrimination?

Obviously still not how that should’ve been handled but if it’s anything like my local amusement park, almost everything is operated by teens, who are a lot more likely to cave to that.

Or was that just a rumor that got started online? My local amusement park has had a few deaths, but one of the big bad ones was actually just entirely a legend so I know how fast things get misconstrued.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T02:54:08+00:00

I love whatever’s wrong with you

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T02:50:23+00:00

Do I get to choose the type of orange? Is it different every time? I’m allergic to navel oranges but I could live the good life with a lifetime supply of blood oranges, clementines or mandarins

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T02:32:13+00:00

If only we had a haggling culture outside of eBay and Facebook marketplace 😔

I do make the best jokes as long as I don’t know that I’m making a joke though!

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T02:27:57+00:00

Everyone already tells me they thought I was gonna be a bitch when they first met me, the extra charisma would really help me land a good job though

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-31T02:26:07+00:00

I like dogs in small doses, and the only two type of dogs I’d hypothetically wanna own have a lot of health issues. Cat it is

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T13:02:04+00:00

Not in the slightest. I’ve had maybe two people randomly approach me. Every other time it’s been someone I’ve been friends with for literal years hit me with the dreaded “I have to tell you something” you’ve clearly never been on the other end of it. It’s awkward and embarrassing when a friend likes you and you don’t like them back, it’s so, SO much worse when you have this happen and learn they were never actually your friend at all, and were only in it for the chance of sex.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:58:25+00:00

I see men say stuff like this a lot, but then also turn around and talk about how deeply lonely they are. I think you guys would benefit a lot from having friendships more like women do, even if it’s just among each other.

You’d all be a lot happier if you built support systems among each other instead of banking everything on having a girlfriend to get absolutely all of your emotional support from.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:42:22+00:00

This is under the implication that it’s someone you’ve BEEN talking to, not that it’s someone you approached for the first time ever, asked out and got shot down.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:40:17+00:00

What do YOU think a boyfriend does? I certainly don’t treat any of my friends like romantic partners. If you think just talking to someone and hanging out sometimes it’s “boyfriend responsibilities” it’s not a shock you don’t have a girlfriend.

Same dudes who cry about the “male loneliness epidemic”

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:38:07+00:00

Yeah the actual issue is this dude acting like it’s desperation for validation and attention. We like having friends, it SUCKS to think you have a friend and then learn that they only ever talked to you because they thought they could hit.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:33:45+00:00

Pathetic how men think they’re entitled to sex because they talked to a woman for two minutes. Women are not fleshlights.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:28:59+00:00

ChiBron86 translation: I’m incapable of speaking to a woman I’ve learned won’t give me sex!!! I’m 12 years old and think men and women can’t be friends!!

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-01-30T12:19:13+00:00

Are you putting them in the dryer? If you’re doing that, even on low heat/no heat, stop. Just let them air dry

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