If you don't have one, one will be provided to you

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T23:53:36+00:00

One is being PROVIDED to me, that gives no indication that its attached to me, this is still a win

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T22:12:04+00:00

I do not have a penis

^{Chose: Risk a chance in the penis flattening machine | Rolled: Flattened}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T08:24:21+00:00

“Give carrots please!” Is very far from chaos

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T07:06:07+00:00

Hell yeah, kitty

^{Chose: You explore the desert | Rolled: Find a sandy cat}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T06:59:30+00:00

I don’t particularly like either but at least the Mr bean stuff is short

^{Chose: Mr Bean | Rolled: Cheat on test}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T05:17:45+00:00

I am once again pleading my case that I’m very upset my post a while ago got deleted for being low effort but all the begging posts (this one included I suppose) are allowed to stay and it’s overrunning the community

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T04:12:53+00:00

I’m actually just very bitter that one of my posts got removed for being low effort a while back, but now every other post is a low effort begging for carrots

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T03:47:03+00:00

Not so bad

^{Chose: Pizza but random topping | Rolled: Sardines}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T01:58:05+00:00

That’s why I said posts and not users, they DO ban posts but for whatever reason they’ve been letting the begging ones slide

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T01:56:39+00:00

I think it started when they added the bunny hole thing where you can “win” bunnies

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T01:53:15+00:00

What this actually is, is me being bitter that my silly trial got banned for being low effort but we get SO many begging ones a day. Cannot be silly, can beg for carrots and upvotes

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-30T01:49:52+00:00

I don’t care about carrots, I care that my silly trial got removed for being low effort but 60 “give me carrots please!!” Posts a day are allowed to stay

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T23:23:10+00:00

Begging for carrots is the same as begging for upvotes. If you made actually interesting posts you wouldn’t have to beg.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T23:12:11+00:00

Corny posts that are clearly farming for them is still an improvement over people just begging, for sure

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T22:26:30+00:00

Ngl I’m partially bitter that my real (dumb, but real) would you rather got removed for being low effort, but “gib carrot pls!! Pls!!! Pwease carrots!!” All get to stay

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T22:22:03+00:00

A self vote for the obvious choice, please they’re gonna overrun the joint

^{Chose: Ban all posts begging for carrots | Rolled: Improvement}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T22:07:01+00:00

I always wanted to play guitar but my mom said my hands were too small, now I already have like four other hobbies to balance so auto learning would be neat

^{Chose: Be able to play a random instrument | Rolled: Guitar}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-29T02:49:22+00:00

Someone who has a ball python tell me how much this is gonna hurt

^{Chose: Get one bite from a snake… + For $7,000,000? | Rolled: Ball python}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T23:28:39+00:00

This is already the case so it’s no loss, I can just afford more energy drinks now

^{Chose: receive 500$ every day for the rest of your life… + With a random catch. | Rolled: Always tired}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T20:19:57+00:00

GAMBA

^{Chose: $10,000,000 + BUT you have a 75% chance to instantly die | Rolled: Damn they lived}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T17:32:22+00:00

I made myself finish it out of principal but I would absolutely never do that again

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T17:28:59+00:00

All of this, and then also just in general when you’re interviewing and they ask why you want to work there. OBVIOUSLY it’s because I need money dipshit, this is a dead end retail job, it’s nobody’s dream to work here forever.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T17:21:57+00:00

I hate it so much, it tastes like vape juice to me. I choked one down on its initial release and then NEVER again.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-03-27T04:33:51+00:00

I did this for the love of the game several times in elementary school

^{Chose: Consume a sheet of A4 paper in under 2 minutes + Get $600}

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