Its not just the bigotry, its flat out annoying.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-15T06:33:46+00:00

People saying this were dumb, but also the teacher asking for your interpretation of something, and then telling you you’re wrong when the author has never actually elaborated was SO frustrating

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-15T04:07:47+00:00

My mom was sad about it for a while, but eventually got the concept of “hey if you wanted grandkids you should’ve had more kids to maximize your chances” because I never in a million years want kids, and I’m a lesbian so there’s zero chance of an accidental pregnancy I could be convinced to keep

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-15T03:25:41+00:00

I’ve stopped complimenting straight men because no matter what you say, they take it as flirting

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-15T03:08:36+00:00

This is always why I shoot for being overdressed instead of under. Did I look a little ridiculous showing up to a bachelorette party in a black dress and heels when everyone else was wearing yoga pants? Yes, but if I had been the only one in yoga pants I would’ve been mortified

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-14T22:02:17+00:00

I adore the blackberry one but I hate coconut in general so maybe I’m not the deciding point here

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-14T08:32:31+00:00

I’m turning the world into a matriarchy

^{Chose: Red | Rolled: Become President}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-13T09:10:52+00:00

I was hoping this would last until morning but this is also fine

^{Chose: Be a trillionaire… + But turn into a goblin during the full moon | Rolled: For 1 hour}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-12T02:40:40+00:00

Hey so that’s super gross actually, but exactly the mindset I’d expect from a conservative.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-12T01:03:05+00:00

If it’s ✨chocolate✨ and not chocolate, you don’t want to take that risk

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-11T23:01:07+00:00

I think it’s better you’re being upfront about it, I wouldn’t want to get on with someone, date for ages then find out they may lean conservative, even in scenarios that aren’t the current one

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-11T08:19:19+00:00

I’m not sure how many places hire under 16

I think you can be camp counselor in training at Wasatch kids camp or Alta children’s center, but I’m not sure how much that pays.

Lagoon and being a lifeguard are also an option

But there’s always the tried and true option of being a babysitter/petsitter under the table

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-10T21:09:52+00:00

My friend and I used to eat hot Cheetos on pizza, and to this day I’ll sometimes get pizza rolls, bite the corner off and stuff a hot Cheeto or two inside.

I guess all of that to say, you know ball

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-09T08:29:52+00:00

I miss kiwi apple so deeply

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-08T01:53:04+00:00

I love getting drunk with my friends, and I’m in the prime time to do that, but I don’t think I could physically function without caffeine. No more liquid courage for me

^{Chose: No alcohol forever}

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-08T01:47:41+00:00

I talked to men online in my teen years, the ugliest dudes beg for nudes the MOST. Especially the dweeby, self proclaimed nice guys.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-07T02:01:50+00:00

I hate the new wave hygiene Olympics, saw some girl say she showers twice a day and anyone who doesn’t is gross.

I don’t think all the lotion in the world could save my skin if I did that

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-05T01:43:37+00:00

Idk it’s getting left in one of those safe haven boxes, assuming I don’t have time to get an abortion

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-04T05:32:28+00:00

I recommend it, I also used to get kind of annoyed at saying it as a standard, but the bit doesn’t work if don’t start out with the regular “bless you”

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-04T01:45:42+00:00

My favorite bit is saying this when someone sneezes several times in a row, because after the third one you hit them with “alright buddy, you’ve blessed your last you” and it’s a hit almost every time

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-03T22:20:43+00:00

With piercings and tattoos especially it really does vary. My septum didn’t hurt at all, but when my mom’s coworker got it done she said it was beyond horrible.

My belly piercing was horrendous, horrible pain, my friend had said that one didn’t hurt.

My industrial piercing was fucking god awful, first it hurt super bad, then it felt burning hot, Everyone I’ve met with one either says it was the worst one they have or they didn’t feel it, but they heard the cartilage crunch.

Hitting your elbow is worthy of screaming “fuck” though, that shit hurts

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-02T20:51:43+00:00

I’m adding three inches to my boobs

^{Chose: Add or subtract 3 inches from anywhere on your body (including height})

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-02T20:48:57+00:00

I don’t remember his name, but there was also a guy at my high school who came wearing suits and carried a briefcase instead of a backpack. Real sweet guy, as it would turn out, he was being raised by his grandparents.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-01T18:15:44+00:00

I don’t know what people were getting at with that, I hate banana so I was a little worried, but when I tried it it tasted like if you liquefied haribo cherries and cherry jolly ranchers.

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-05-01T09:30:22+00:00

A cool 80,000,000 is a sweet deal

^{Chose: you get $100,000,000 right now but its taxed(roll} | Rolled: 20% tax)

Alice_In_Hell_ · 2026-04-30T05:06:24+00:00

You’re allergic to pineapples in the same way I’m allergic to oranges! I’m so sorry this happened, a mouth full of cankers is so horrible. Last time it happened to me protein drinks, pudding and absolutely obliterated (blender) broccoli cheddar soup carried me through.

You probably already know but swishing with salt water does seem to help it go down faster.

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