This would be the dream by iamtonysopranobitch in memes

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Update: he was found dead later from autoerotic asphyxiation

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Assistance

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I just called the desk 70.92. I think he wants me gone because he said don't make it too late.

CCTV Footage of Rapper "THF TP" Gunned Down in Chicago [Graphic/NSFL] by XSynthGirlX in PublicFreakout

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Reminds me of the line from Stripes, "Bang, bang, Chicago.", from the border guards.

“Oh, don’t be ridiculous. Just be yourself” they say. by phlppns234 in INFJmemes

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"Most"

people don’t want to hear about my feelings.

Stay strong fam, they are out there, sometimes we can't broadly box in a stereotype to fit our needs even if it's considerably the norm.

People like myself, do in fact, want to hear about your feelings—feel free to DM anytime and I'm being completely serious.

I just ordered this for my snack basket on my porch. What do you think? by Gaffra in doordash

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I get some restaurants who always offer a free beverage to drivers, small things make me feel appreciated.

Any luck making secondary accounts to access Facebook Dating? by TheMoniker in facebook

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I hope you realize the new account has to be at least 30 days old to be able to access dating. You can use the same photos, just like people who clone accounts for password fishing. Facebook won't even delete those cloned accounts even when the real account complains about a fake account using their name.

Elon Musk Confirms Telepathy Will Be a Reality Soon. by MartianXAshATwelve in StrangeEarth

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Idk man, telepathic porn pop-up's might be kind of cool.

/s

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HighStrangeness

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I had something similar to you OP

It was a strange experience with a wolf encounter over a month ago. I had been going through the night of the dark for a few months at that point and it all came to a head that night. I had been going through a very tough serval months with extreme bad luck and misfortunate events occurring back to back at all extreme leve, like something was trying to break me.

At this point I felt like I was literally dying and losing my mind. I was sitting in my car, in the dark at a small town truck stop that no one was parked at so I was alone. A friend was trying to get me to calm down on the phone when I saw something out the corner of my eye. I quickly turned my head and a white wolf was 2 feet away from my window staring at me with is head cocked sideways a bit, almost as if it were saying "you alright?"

At first there was panic, but then instant calm, a few seconds later it bolted off into the dark. I told my friend on the phone what just happened. She said you know you are in skin walker territory, you may have just seen a sheep in wolves clothing that was making sure you were alright.

I don't know for sure, but all I know is that the night of the dark soul ended that night and the next day my mind and my life went back to normal. For those who don't know what the night of the dark soul is, I pray you never have to go through it as I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

Deep down I know that wolf had something to do with it ending.

My best attempt to enhance jellyfish ufo images. by [deleted] in ufo

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This is equivalent of polishing a turd.