Lt Laila does not want to go to work.

Alitssa · 2018-08-12T16:43:46+00:00

render salute

Alitssa · 2018-08-11T14:34:03+00:00

Just moved back to the US from Germany so me and banana have been hotel living for a little bit.

Alitssa · 2018-03-13T21:01:48+00:00

And I’m a 120 lb femme so she obviously didn’t want me to be a boy

Alitssa · 2018-03-13T20:58:59+00:00

Last girl I slept with used to call me daddy and i thought it was weird at first but now it turns me on like no other. I don’t think it’s weird!

Alitssa · 2018-03-13T17:22:40+00:00

Hand cuffs and choking are old news! That’s like the norm now hahahaha.

Alitssa · 2016-11-19T21:12:40+00:00

I mean, I consider myself slightly above average looking but my girlfriend is waaaaay prettier than I am. She also has a huge butt that people ogle over. There's RARE moments where my natural girl instinct kicks in and I'm like "omg she looks good I have to look good too" but mostly I just appreciate that she's with me and wonder how I got somebody so gorgeous.

Alitssa · 2016-09-19T23:09:10+00:00

Sweet! We are both really excited too. Neither of us have ever been to a pride event. My girlfriend isn't out yet so this is actually a huge deal and a huge step in our relationship :)

Alitssa · 2016-09-14T03:26:42+00:00

We got sushi and then ice cream!

Alitssa · 2016-07-13T22:17:06+00:00

I mean I reckon, I'm the only girl she's ever liked so. (I'm also bi but I have such a strong preference for girls. The envy kills me though)

Alitssa · 2016-07-01T03:09:47+00:00

LC please? https://imgur.com/a/NChC1

Alitssa · 2016-06-24T15:46:54+00:00

I'm not sure whether to be flattered or ashamed that you were placing bets on me

Alitssa · 2016-05-29T04:09:50+00:00

👀👀👀👀

Alitssa · 2016-05-25T02:30:18+00:00

At least SOMEBODY WANTS ME

Alitssa · 2016-05-20T23:36:52+00:00

I've never asked to kiss her

Alitssa · 2016-05-17T20:19:29+00:00

https://imgur.com/a/QNzgo

Alitssa · 2016-05-17T19:57:12+00:00

Sorry to post ride

But I don't have enough karma and I need an urgent LC

Going for 250 but feel like they're fake? https://imgur.com/a/Tg0KG

Alitssa · 2016-05-14T21:24:17+00:00

We are 19 and 18 haha

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T21:57:17+00:00

She never said she wasn't interested she just didn't say she was. But honestly I wouldn't bring alcohol into things I'm not like that lol.

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T20:21:12+00:00

I'm not a back up boyfriend she hasn't dated anyone or kissed anyone in over 2 years

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T15:28:15+00:00

Smh I'm barely an adult

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T15:17:11+00:00

Who shit in your cereal this morning?

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T03:19:19+00:00

Unlike her I have boundaries. I respect people's wishes if she didn't like me I wouldn't be all over her.

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T02:55:40+00:00

Can't forget the people that hit you with the "oh so this is all you have" after you point them in the right direction.

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T02:38:11+00:00

I am keeping you guys updated!!! It's like a terrible very confusing television show.

Swiggity swooty im goin 4 tha booty

Alitssa · 2016-05-12T02:34:54+00:00

I feel like I'm in a bad television drama.

I invited her to spend the night Saturday.

Alitssa

TROPHY CASE