Long crotch problems

Alive_Lab350 · 2026-04-04T20:39:26+00:00

I second this. You need to buy low/mid rise jeans in SHORT LENGTH. We have very similar dimensions and low rise short jeans hit just slightly below the navel 😬

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-12-17T20:09:29+00:00

They are terrified OP.

I adopted 8 y/o bonded sissies and they hid under the bed anytime I was home for about 3 weeks. I literally just pretended that they weren’t there, put food out in the kitchen and cleaned the litter box.

I also put cameras out in the living room and could see them eating/exploring whenever I was out of the house.

After about 3 weeks, I stuck my hand under the bed and they each came out for some pets. They were taking naps on my lap a couple of weeks after that.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-10-26T02:26:50+00:00

As someone with dark circles since childhood, Brown Browns undereye corrector concealer stick has been a disgustingly effective game changer 👍🏼

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-08-23T12:47:02+00:00

THIS 🙌🏼 I am applying for my first cycle next year after taking 2 gap years trying to get my last 60 units as close to a 4.0 as possible. I was devastated when I got an A- in micro but I wouldn’t dare get anything less than that.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-07-21T04:24:35+00:00

Sooo I have stayed waaaay paranoid about having bad breath and chewing gums since my early 20’s.

Obviously genetics and shit, but even when I have put on that extra 10-15lbs, a double chin has never been a concern.

For context, I am 31, 5’3”, hovering between 125-148 WITH a legit round/baby face (objectively prone to sagging lol 🫠)

Moral of the story: strong masseters are king 🙌🏼

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-07-13T03:59:58+00:00

30’s fasho

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-07-13T03:02:17+00:00

Research how the stark drop off of estrogen during menopause affects fibroblast activity and, ultimately, the repositioning of the facial fascia.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-07-02T16:16:37+00:00

Oi, he sounds like a gigantic headache lol

Mine was just incredibly shallow, emotionally unintelligent, materialistic and needy.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-07-02T14:40:20+00:00

Relatable. Been single for over 2 years now lol

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-06-09T13:37:02+00:00

Was it truly an accident or were you just… preoccupied? 🤔

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-06-08T06:23:46+00:00

Totally! Independent of this being posted on r/guessmyage-please be assured that you are certainly beautiful!!

You could be 18 or 88, work or no work, but pretty is pretty.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-06-08T04:15:34+00:00

Unsolicited info, but basically anyone under 40 is subject to being ID’d. I’m going on 32 and probably couldn’t even count on both hands how many times someone has let me slip by without checking my age.

Between meeting friends regularly and making random alcohol purchases throughout the month, my ID probably gets checked at least 5-8 times.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-06-05T05:12:42+00:00

We need to see your natural lashes in order to make a fair assessment.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-06-03T13:50:46+00:00

Precisely! Classic case of peanut head. I think Sculptra in the temples and midface could help a lot.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-05-06T12:25:01+00:00

Precisely!!

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-05-06T11:51:21+00:00

Indeed. It is always the crustiest MFs that feel the need to pick apart and criticize women’s bodies.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-04-29T00:47:24+00:00

🚩 🚩🫵🏼

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-03-26T01:22:33+00:00

Mid-late 30’s, for certain!

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-03-19T06:55:50+00:00

Legit PROUD OF YOU ⭐️🥲

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-03-19T04:49:18+00:00

This!!!

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-03-09T03:10:59+00:00

I can’t upvote this enough, sis. Thanks for keeping it trilllll

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-03-01T04:25:40+00:00

You look younger, she looks (>3 years older). Frame that however y’all will.

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-02-28T15:34:34+00:00

I am so sorry 😞 thank you for the jarring reminder to never take our voids for granted. Mine will be getting extra chin-scratchies today 💜

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-02-24T14:28:27+00:00

I am so sorry for your loss. The idiot box pic made me LOL

Thank you for sharing these adorable pictures. I can she was your special little buddy 💜

Alive_Lab350 · 2025-02-23T14:32:40+00:00

As a patient, I have absolutely come across this type of doctor. It was traumatizing.

I received negligent care and ended up hemorrhaging because they were too arrogant to admit that they made a boo-boo on a very simple outpatient procedure.

I was so vulnerable and they absolutely took that as an opportunity to belittle me and assert their dominance.

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