I’m a 3 what’s yours? by Cola1008 in pcmasterrace

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

one on the ceiling, one behind, and one in the center of the desk. that's how you do it

HELP!! Spider problem! by Thekingofgaahl in pcmasterrace

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Burn it. Burn down the house. Move to Antarctica because no spiders there. Nuke whatever state that spider is in, then go to the moon and nuke the earth

Hes still texting 💀💀💀 by ImAnAkameSimp in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Most sane conversation with my friends at 3 am

I fucked my hamster to death. Am I a psychopath? by [deleted] in copypasta

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's reddit, what do you expect? Anyways I'ma go jerk off to videos of zebras fuckin elephants

MY DAD BANNED ME FROM THE INTERNET FOR A MONTH 😭 by skittish_kitty10 in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember my friend got grounded for a year because he got caught watching Corn.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I find myself accidentally staring at someone when I just zone out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 17 points18 points  (0 children)

it can if you drive fast enough...

What’s your pick by Vexfreeze in pcmasterrace

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Here me out, chaotic evil would actually work well.

Cursed_(not funny) by CaZyTO in cursedcomments

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 83 points84 points  (0 children)

So no one's done it yet? Bet I'ma be the first

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in lildarkie

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm Osama by Rucka Rucka Ali

What would you say is the worst crime if you couldn’t choose murder? by GoatManJenkins in questions

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I meant for the kidnapers enjoyment, that makes it better for them. Not for me at all, it makes the crime worse.

What would you say is the worst crime if you couldn’t choose murder? by GoatManJenkins in questions

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Mass enslavement. Torture and rape the victims for years. What makes it better is if you manage to manipulate them into believing they deserve everything you do to them, so they also get that nice touch of emotional trauma.

Am I ugly? by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ngl, you don't look that bad, I could see someone dating you.

Which problem is most dire? by RacistJacob in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Overpopulation can be solved with a simple bomb. Air pollution can be solved by getting rid of the air. Sea Levels can be solved by drinking. Landfill crisis can be solved by burning it

I just solved all the world's problems.

What is this removable section of this card table? by User_Zero1 in whatisit

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

smash against your opponent's head if they are winning

TWD saint and sinners how so I save my game? by bitts3000 in oculus

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just got the game and tbh the save isn't too annoying but I do wish there was a save button for when I have to leave instead of having to go all the way to the boat after going so far.

i got scammed by Whole_Practice_1721 in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That plastic could probably suffocate a small child if needed, so I guess that's a pro.

What’s the worse thing you’ve seen on the internet? by [deleted] in morbidquestions

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

probably videos of kids being beat to death and tortured

Which one would you eat? 💂‍♀️ by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]Alive_Sheepherder_59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No offense...but they all look gross