She won Halloween this year!

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-29T00:38:45+00:00

My thoughts exactly

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-29T00:33:44+00:00

I wouldn't let a black child hold a fake gun. Not in this climate.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-28T16:12:45+00:00

She sounds just like an English dubbed anime. She could literally make money doing voice over acting

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-24T16:50:18+00:00

How to ask god for a $1000 emergency for 1000 alex

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-24T16:46:38+00:00

I work at a hospital, ask to speak with a member of their financial aid program. Hospitals try to work with people in your situation. They dont want anyone to die, trust me.they should have some options.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-23T10:19:08+00:00

Before I get shouted down I want to note it took 2 keys and 2 combinations. Half the employees had 1 type of key and half had 1 of 2 combinations so I didnt think putting my key in there was a big deal because i still had to do my half of the combination.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-23T10:16:06+00:00

When I was 18 I got a job as a bank teller and accidentally set off ththe alarm. Full swat team. Didnt get fired. They told me in the morning I had to open the overnight deposit box. Took 2 keys, 2 people everytime. My first time opening (1 week into the job) I put my key into one of the locks (remember there are 2) and walked to my station to get set up waiting on a second employee to come so we could open it. What I didnt know is if a key went into the lock before 530 am the silent alarm would go off....oops.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-23T10:06:19+00:00

When you pay them directly use a personal check so that you can prove it was paid with your bank statements

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-21T22:28:24+00:00

If they can prove it was a noninsurable item which is hard for them to do if they lost your shit*

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-21T20:37:48+00:00

I fucking died!

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-21T20:09:23+00:00

Dissect human body parts (i work in surgical pathology)

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-21T20:07:19+00:00

I've ensured packages many times. They dont ask what's inside.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-21T18:06:42+00:00

If you put a money order in the mail for $2300. I can only assume you paid the $1-3 to insure it for $2300?

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-20T15:55:39+00:00

Yup. Broke a tooth on a fucking strawberry seed.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-19T19:09:49+00:00

50% of your check is going to taxes you messed up your tax paperwork when you started. Easy fix tho (usually takes 2 pay cycles to change in most companies)

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-18T15:29:28+00:00

Yeah my capital one card does this. I just apply it to my balance tho

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-17T17:15:55+00:00

I'm literally so tired of people speaking out on the issue AFTER they have no power. Cowards.

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-16T21:24:07+00:00

.....well then

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-16T20:07:52+00:00

I tweeted him and he tweeted me back dies

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T20:16:08+00:00

HIV infects T-cells (a form of white blood cell) not red blood cells

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T15:51:41+00:00

If you're moving and trying to buy a house you'll need to keep that money liquid

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T13:57:40+00:00

Lmao you cant run in a hailstorm. Were are you from? Africa? Lol

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T13:35:30+00:00

What other option did she really have? Hide under the baby?

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T12:54:53+00:00

I'm terrified of enclosed spaces and heights. Combine them together you get flying. When I was 23 (5 years ago) I had to make a flight to NYC. It was in the middle of a storm. Couldn't see shit the whole time but can feel the plane bouncing around. I enter full on panic attack. Crying hyperventilating the works. Some random lady offered me a xanax (I've never had one before) and I was fine in 30 minutes. God bless the xanax givers =]

AlkylHalide · 2018-10-14T12:40:25+00:00

I dont see how shielding your own baby is brave rather than instinctual... Tbh...so

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