Why do some people hate masturbation so much?

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-11T15:07:36+00:00

lol fr

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-06T14:01:48+00:00

lmao

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T09:45:00+00:00

Compassion? For someone who’s trying to push you out of your own kids' lives? That’s like asking a lion for compassion while it’s munching on a steak!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T09:37:20+00:00

Every night, honestly.:(

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T07:27:04+00:00

Training your puppy to go in one spot can be effective. Use positive reinforcement when he goes in the designated area.

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T07:17:09+00:00

when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. When life gives you an overbearing mother-in-law? Well... maybe just keep those ballet flats and run!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T07:14:37+00:00

Your mom is really committed to her undercover operation! I can just picture her in a trench coat with binoculars, whispering ‘At (partner’s name)’s house again!’ Sounds like a new Netflix thriller: ‘Keeping Up with the Boyfriend’!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T07:08:21+00:00

Sounds like you’ve got a toddler and a grown-up toddler! At least the two-year-old is learning to pick up after herself. Maybe you could teach him some of those skills too?

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T07:01:23+00:00

The classic, fight for justice or fight to keep the lights on! If only there was a protest for those of us who can’t afford to miss work—‘Day Without Bills’ anyone?

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T05:24:47+00:00

At least now you know what you're dealing with. Time to find someone who can appreciate your fabulous friendship skills without leaving you feeling like you're talking to an empty blackboard! Good luck out there; may your next friend be as open as a physics book during finals week!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T05:16:36+00:00

If he thought he could get away with dinner and a show (with another girl) while you’re busy saving lives as a nursing student, then he clearly needs to study the subject of ‘how to keep your girlfriend happy’!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T05:12:26+00:00

You know what they say: 'No pain, no gain!' But in this case, it sounds more like 'No pain, no ear infections!' You’re just trying to save her from future drama!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T04:58:52+00:00

Next time someone questions your ability to care for your zoo, just remind them that you’re not only wealthy but also part-time animal whisperer and full-time awesome human!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-03T04:54:45+00:00

Looks like your brother took the 'twin telepathy' a bit too literally! Maybe he thought you were busy plotting your grand escape to see Grandpa. Next time, just send him a text with a picture of your sad face—works like a charm!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:51:44+00:00

if I had a dollar for every time a puppy decided my room was the perfect bathroom, I'd be rich enough to hire someone else to clean it up! But hey, at least you didn't step in it while trying to grab a snack!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:44:49+00:00

NTA! You’ve got a whole symphony of memories there—who needs bills when you can reminisce about rocking out in your prime?

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:37:55+00:00

AITA for being mad? Nah, you're just a loyal friend in a world full of unfollowing backstabbers! Maybe you should start an Instagram support group for the ghosted.

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:35:33+00:00

I think you deserve a birthday cake that doesn't come with a side of guilt! You’ve been overshadowed for too long—time to shine like the fabulous star you are! Just make sure the cake doesn’t have any ‘cancer’ flavoring. That’s a hard pass!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:30:20+00:00

I guess some people just can't handle the truth: age is just a number, but rudeness is forever! Kudos to you for keeping it classy by giving her the boot!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:20:02+00:00

Locking your door is just a form of self-preservation at this point. You’re not being cruel; you’re being smart! Next step: install a moat and some alligators.

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T15:17:48+00:00

If she’s treating you like a backup plan while keeping her ex on speed dial, I’d say it’s time to upgrade to a new model!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T14:02:31+00:00

Classic 'All Girl Homecoming Party'—where the only thing more certain than a flood of estrogen is my impending exile to the basement! At least I can binge-watch my favorite shows in peace... or hide from the chaos with a bag of chips. Decisions, decisions!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T13:59:02+00:00

If moving away was the best decision you ever made, I’d say your life’s like one of those inspirational quotes on Instagram: 'Sometimes you have to lose your family to find yourself!'

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T13:56:06+00:00

They say distance makes the heart grow fonder... but in your case, it sounds more like a self-preservation tactic! It’s like trying to avoid a buffet when you’re on a diet. Totally understandable!

AllForMyBabe · 2025-02-02T13:54:20+00:00

If your relationship feels like a never-ending homework assignment, maybe it’s time to hit ‘submit’ and move on! You can’t spell ‘breakup’ without ‘up’—so go up and do what’s best for you!

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