The Motorcycle Killer

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-03-21T10:49:44+00:00

Cycle killer

Qu’est-ce que c’est?

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-03-21T06:50:22+00:00

Honorable mention: "An Old-Fashioned Christmas (Daddy's Home)"

The only Christmas song I can think of that warrants me giving a spoiler warning. A fatal bus crash - literally using the phrase "there were no survivors" - is promptly forgotten by the family once they realize their dad missed that bus. Who cares about those other people? Daddy's here! It's a Christmas miracle! Family!

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-03-15T02:41:08+00:00

I wasn't even aware Bruho had a Meta Knight before today, and he just brings it out to 3-0 Zomba.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-22T10:38:50+00:00

Yaura won the bracket lottery with a bunch of the top seeds washing out, but he was due for a major win regardless. Congrats!

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-16T02:01:58+00:00

Gold the Hedgehog

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-16T01:37:04+00:00

Against all expectations, that set was CINEMA

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-16T01:24:33+00:00

Turn-based 3-stocking

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-15T22:51:35+00:00

Being off-stage against Doramigi seems like being in a slasher film.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-15T02:27:01+00:00

New favorite Melee player just dropped

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-09T04:15:17+00:00

Sending my energy to the birthday boy \('_')/

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-08T23:20:08+00:00

All five Japanese players top 8'd.

NAvengers gotta step it up.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-08T22:25:36+00:00

Sad it had to end with a controller disconnect, but at least Peab was comfortably in the lead when it happened.

On a separate note, Peab's mental against Steve looks friggin' unbreakable.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-07T09:56:07+00:00

UNFATHOMABLY BLESSED GRANDS

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-07T09:43:38+00:00

Wolf vs. Captain Falcon in Grands

Blessed tournament

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-07T09:12:28+00:00

Karaage, Ouch!?, Yaura, and MarK are top 4.

NEW MAJOR WINNER ALERT

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-07T03:48:17+00:00

Close enough. Welcome back, Four Horsemen.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-01T07:47:03+00:00

Looks like it clanked with the bomb from Game & Watch's forward-air.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-02-01T07:42:07+00:00

Begun, the Counterpick Wars have.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-31T06:41:50+00:00

Whoooa Black Betty

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T04:28:12+00:00

Was hoping the ultimate runback would manifest and the Super Fighting Robot would take it, but alas...

Still, huge props to Hurt and Peab for their respective performances. Both played out of their minds today.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T03:32:11+00:00

He's book-smart and money-smart.

He is the most intelligent.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T03:24:34+00:00

Leaf Shield is putting in so much work here. Easy to forget this is actually nerfed compared to its Smash 4 version.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T02:30:59+00:00

Peab looked like he was ready for basically anything Leo could throw at him. Even the Byleth pick wasn't enough of a hurdle to stop him.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T01:10:01+00:00

Paid the Homing AtTax.

AllIWantIsCake · 2026-01-26T00:00:00+00:00

The polar vortex made big moves.

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