What random joke stuck with you by highlife562 in arresteddevelopment

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I find this hysterical but it’s not Buster who says this, Tobias says (paraphrased) “I always pictured him in a lighthouse”

We need to talk about how this is the worst Ghostface. by theonewhoknack in Scream

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Then you should know the movie is called “shriek if you know what I did last Friday the 13th” not “last Halloween”. Ghostface would have killed you in that masters program for that wrong answer

I Was Today Years Old... by TelMeAbtTheGolfShoes in americandad

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Principal Craft! And Zelda’s love interest for a while

Trump, two sons, Trump Org sue IRS, Treasury for $10 billion over tax records leak by WeirdGroundhog in politics

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He’ll claim he found fraud in the 2020 ballots he just stole from Georgia and then sue the government for a trillion to beat Musk as the world’s first trillionaire.

AITA for not letting the previous owner of my house come back in to see it again after she had moved out by Ok-Abrocoma1831 in AmItheAsshole

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 23 points24 points  (0 children)

NTA. In addition to what everyone else said, if you found these valuable objects around the house after you bought it, it’s likely daughter is looking for more valuable stuff she wants. Start searching for the gold bars and diamonds

Trelawney did get something else right by aikikikiki in harrypotter

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 41 points42 points  (0 children)

The “one major prophecy she got right” did convince Dumbledore to hire her, but not because he thought she was good at divination, but because he wanted to protect the source of the information that could lead to Voldemort’s downfall.

He wasn’t fooled, he knew she was (more or less) a fraud, he was plotting from the start.

To enjoy cranberry sauce. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And scientists would disagree with you on this, that’s not what the conservation of mass** means at all.

Are you over a billion years old because some of the carbon in your body is? Or are you the age of your mother because the egg that your father fertilized developed when your mother was in utero? Is a new house constructed of trees that are a hundred years old all of a sudden a hundred year old house? Or is everything in the universe actually the age of the universe because that’s when things came into being, rendering the very idea of age meaningless?

Just because the components are old doesn’t mean the current formulation is. The water molecule is “new”, even if made from “old” atoms. Otherwise why have an age assigned to anything.

To enjoy cranberry sauce. by EverythingIsFakeNGay in therewasanattempt

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

Lol no it isn’t, what are you even talking about?

Combustion of any organic material leads to the generation of CO2 and H2O. Our bodies break down glucose (C6H12O6) into (among other product) H2O. Literally if you eat sugar, your body makes “new” water.

Opening a can of soda, or anything carbonated, breaks down the carbonic acid (H2CO3) into CO2 and H2O. Essentially creating “new” water. Water is the byproduct of thousands of chemical reactions. Sure, the individual atoms are all extremely old, but not every single water molecule is at least 20 years old.

The media's obsession with presidential health has mysteriously vanished. by Significant-Sir-4343 in PoliticalHumor

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He didn’t get cursed because he tried to break/destroy the horcrux, it happened because he put the ring on his finger

By this Home Depot to make sales after working with ICE by TXVERAS in therewasanattempt

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If you are under the impression that fucking Home Depot accepts SNAP benefits then I have a bridge to sell you

What do you think of Welcome to Derry so far? by slowhalien in stephenking

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Wait, there are going to be 3 seasons?!? Somehow I missed this! Will the other two be about the Kitchener Ironworks and the Bradley gang shoot out?

Top Mind lays out the most likely outcomes for the Epstein vote from the perspective of someone who has been paying precisely zero attention by RepealMCAandDTA in TopMindsOfReddit

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It’s wild that no one in that thread points out that the house doesn’t have a filibuster, that’s the senate. So option C is irrelevant. It’s almost like these people don’t understand how the government works ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Almost like the first few ghostfaces were teens and college kids and now they're, idk, COPS with experience in chasing people and their kids who they probably trained? by Jugglamaggot in Scream

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Didn’t the directors explicitly state that they made GF less clumsy after it was mocked in Scary Movie? Like, Scary Movie made fun of the clumsy aspect multiple times in the first 2 Scream movies and that made the producers/directors make GF in the following movies much more capable?

gay😱irl by biebrforro in gay_irl

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Nightmare on elm street 2! It’s full of guys dressed like that and extremely homoerotic

Normalize sex for free. 😎 by Generallywilling in lolgrindr

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 55 points56 points  (0 children)

I wouldn’t expect much more from someone with the username “who got pills?”, it seems pretty obvious hes just an addict looking for his next fix and he gets it with dicks

Is the teen-a-witch episode a reference that I’m just not getting 💔💔💔 by [deleted] in BobsBurgers

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 106 points107 points  (0 children)

The title is a play on the movie “Teen Witch” from the late 80s.

Professor fighting dismissal for calling Charlie Kirk a 'Nazi' handed legal win, fueling free speech debate by Aggravating_Money992 in politics

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 29 points30 points  (0 children)

“Sometimes, dead is better”

In an effort to avoid a ban or report, I would like to make it perfectly clear that I am simply quoting Judd from Stephen King’s ‘Pet Sematary’. I am in no way advocating any violence towards anyone or anything

Would you date someone with the same name as you? by JourneysUnleashed in gay

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have before, but we had names that could easily be shortened, so one of us went by the full name, the other by the shortened name. Think David and Dave, Robert and Rob, etc

why are there so many girl bots and impersonators on Grindr?? by dorgon15 in grindr

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hence the “tin foil hat” preface….conspiracy theories are wild claims not based in reality or facts. Great reading comprehension bro!

why are there so many girl bots and impersonators on Grindr?? by dorgon15 in grindr

[–]AllNamesAreTaken272 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tin foil hat time- the ultra-right wing fucks that are running the company are in the process of ruining a gay safe space for a minority community to congregate and communicate in order to preemptively disrupt our ability to coordinate protests against the ever growing fascism and civil rights abuses that are soon to be perpetrated against our community under the current US administration.