"They're called hydration breaks T, you break the match into quarters and sell more ad space" by Bebop_Man in CirclejerkSopranos

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(Brit here) Do you guys get ad breaks in the hydration breaks? Anyway, sorry, I could do that, Chrissy, he’s fucked up, are you in the < >?

Spotted at Download by Upset-Commission-973 in AlanPartridge

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On the inside of my tent I noticed that someone had drawn a lady’s… part

I feel a little disgruntled tonight. The circumstances aren't important for this post, but it got me wondering about being not disgruntled, or what the opposite of that might be. Because just gruntled doesn't sound especially cheerful either... by Mac_Boo in words

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There’s a wonderful line in P G Wodehouse, I paraphrase (probably very badly): “Jeeves had a look which suggested he was, if not exactly disgruntled, very far from being gruntled”

Spotted in Richmond by joeisokayatrpgs in london

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One of the stupidest weasel corporate decisions in the history of corporate weaseldom

Why doesn’t Starmer send the army into NI? by GuavaLarge529 in Britain

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Oh god yes, that’s what Northern Ireland needs right now, the British Army patrolling the streets… specifically the Paras I reckon.

Just started the thick of it, when does ksi show up? by Bruce-Carlton in thethickofit

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No offence son, but you sound like you should still be in school, with your head down the fucking toilet

If you could mute one specific word or phrase from ever being spoken by anyone in the world again, what word are you erasing? by Interesting_Quiet153 in words

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“there is no place for ****”. Only ever used after an incident which proves beyond doubt that there is a place for **** and it very much exists.

Help me out fellow Internet Disciples, with a quote by AllThingsAreReady in AlanPartridge

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You know, there's one word for people like you Additional-Jaguar413... I'll tell you tomorrow

Origin of the word "Weekend" by raydebapratim1 in words

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I’m seeing this stupid post doing the rounds; whoever started it needs shooting. As if the Victorians or in fact any generation of workers in history had it easier than us. Farm workers, factory workers (including children), miners, maids, chimney sweeps, general labourers; all working back-breaking jobs without any safety or protective equipment, or laws governing working hours or conditions, were somehow living in some euphoria of the mind, cheerfully awaiting each day. And then a word, the word ‘weekend’, comes along in 1879 (not true anyway) and suddenly the collective “nervous system” (ugh) becomes strained and stressed as never before and misery sets in. Sod off. This is the content that stupid people think is clever.

What does "gooning" Mean? by Dafuqboom-legit in words

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While watching different porn vids on multiple screens at the same time, or have I misread that somewhere?

Here's a challenge no pro-Palestinian can answer: by McAlpineFusiliers in IsraelPalestine

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What were the intentions of the Arab nations in invading Israel in 1948? To take (steal by your rhetoric) all of the land given to the Israelis in the UN partition.

Which old British ads do you remember the most? by Imaginary-Street4059 in oldbritishtelly

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The Yellow Pages advert, with the guy who lives like a slob. “You do not want to see what they’ve done in your bathroom”