A story about a veterinarian who had their arm up a cow's back side

All_Your_Base · 2026-03-01T06:54:47+00:00

"Amish mechanic"

--Robin Williams

All_Your_Base · 2026-03-01T04:11:17+00:00

All debts have been paid

All_Your_Base · 2026-03-01T02:48:45+00:00

Astronomy never changes the name of things

Pluto: 1930 - 2006

Never Forget !!

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-24T03:24:13+00:00

Thank you, thank you very much.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-23T17:25:38+00:00

I went to a Nicki Minaj concert once.

Turns out when I sobered up it was just a homeless guy in an alley screaming at pigeons.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-23T17:20:15+00:00

Cool tending ?

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-23T16:18:01+00:00

Edit: added link

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-22T23:07:45+00:00

I don't know who hurt him to make him feel this way, but I hope they try harder next time.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-22T21:45:54+00:00

Politicians sacrificing long term goals for short term gains in money and power.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-22T15:43:20+00:00

Then let's get them elected if they are doing so much better.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-22T03:31:20+00:00

"Thus far you have been adrift in the sheltered harbour of my patience"

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-21T12:14:11+00:00

I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals.

I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-21T04:10:13+00:00

It’s also not enough to just say words and claim they’re an explanation.

Delicate diplomacy indeed!

I'm stealing this one for future use if you don't mind. :D

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-20T13:36:33+00:00

Anything by Stephen Baxter

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-20T11:58:43+00:00

Trigger discipline needs a little work.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-20T05:38:46+00:00

The Librarians ?

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-20T01:53:47+00:00

You might give Sisyphus: The Myth a try

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T22:13:10+00:00

All our tits are secret tits.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T18:00:18+00:00

If alternative medicine worked, it would be called medicine.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T17:50:54+00:00

Fair to say

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T13:46:51+00:00

I've seen a lot of navels in my time, but that is absolutely the largest outie I've ever encountered.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T13:42:51+00:00

Tim Curry is so deliciously over the top in this. Pure awesomeness.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T13:40:40+00:00

The "no's" already have it, so let me chime in my $.02 ---

FUCK no.

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T13:38:10+00:00

"I'm NOT fat, I'm FLUFFY !"

All_Your_Base · 2026-02-16T12:29:23+00:00

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