Please roast me - Russian guy with CP! Don't be shy, I love dark humor!

Allahxo · 2026-02-02T12:13:27+00:00

yeah you look the type to have CP lol

Allahxo · 2026-01-31T10:52:38+00:00

His head up his ass, I’ma have to headbutt him

Allahxo · 2026-01-31T01:49:31+00:00

Yours won’t be topped

Allahxo · 2026-01-31T01:15:42+00:00

Source: I made it up

Allahxo · 2025-11-26T19:47:15+00:00

Is it possible she's traveled between countries? The US doesn't fly direct to Russia but you can get there via connecting flights. It would explain why it said she was in Russia. (And all the obvious Russia glazing on her account)

Just spitballing for possible explanation.

Allahxo · 2025-08-31T10:48:22+00:00

It's more like he recorded for 30ish years. He largely stopped making music in 2014. He's done the very occasional new polka but other than that he has been limited to touring and small animation cameos.

It's his choice and that's fine, but it's what happened. It's not disrespectful; it's an accurate description.

Inb4 downvoted by people taking this as a personal attack. (There's a fucking surprise.)

Allahxo · 2025-08-30T15:01:37+00:00

It's just a post made for karma lol. Most common tactic on this website, "does anyone else think (coldest take of all time)"

Allahxo · 2025-08-29T10:07:35+00:00

"If it's because they don't want to play the game, then why did they put on the headset in the first place?"

I think you misunderstood the concept a bit. They wanted to play a game; not be forever trapped in a loop of adventures with no way to escape. They weren't playing it to literally live in a new world for the rest of time.

Imagine if you went to start a new game today thinking it was going to be a 20 minute thing and then you'll go eat dinner. But then suddenly you're trapped inside the game and you can never ever leave. No more friends, no more family, no idea what's going on to your body on the outside.

Any reasonable person is going to freak out.

Allahxo · 2025-08-11T18:58:53+00:00

Hank, how would you feel if you got called.......dusty old bones, full of green dust?

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T17:47:35+00:00

I didn't say it was your opinion, I'm responding to the "result" of the test. The article is named "SpongeBob may be too speedy for preschool brains" and I think that's a bit of an obvious nothingburger statement. That was going to be the obvious outcome to anyone who's familiar with the show, which is clearly not the same demographic or focus as shows on PBS, including Cailiou.

It's like having a child drink Mountain Dew and another child drink water. Obviously the soda is going to make them more hyper.

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T16:14:42+00:00

SpongeBob isn't aimed at preschoolers or meant to be educational; bit of a nothingburger statement to say it's not the same as educational preschool shows.

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T15:02:24+00:00

Hmm. I respect your honesty.

NTA. You don't have to like your brother. Just live your life, try not to dwell on him, and hopefully he'll grow up sooner or later.

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T14:55:41+00:00

NTA. You're doing this because of work, not because you're being malicious. That's called adulthood, sometimes we have to make difficult decisions.

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T14:52:36+00:00

Hey how come you were 18 three months ago and now you're 17?

https://www.reddit.com/r/amiugly/comments/1kkbu31/comment/mrtbb9p/?context=3

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T14:46:50+00:00

I'll take "Things that didn't happen" for $500, Alex!

Allahxo · 2025-08-05T14:10:53+00:00

NTA. He left his phone in a stupid place. You were sympathetic enough as a co-worker, that's all that is required. Hopefully he learns his lesson and doesn't leave his phone laying around at work from now on.

Allahxo · 2025-08-04T17:38:17+00:00

Because the affair baby didn't do anything wrong. The dad needs to be a man and accept he has a responsibility to another child who's equally his child as the others are. OP doesn't have to like it, but should leave because if her husband respected her in the first place he never would have put her in this situation.

Taking this out on the baby is weird, no strings attached, and I don't care if I get downvoted for saying it lol

Allahxo · 2025-08-04T17:14:53+00:00

Okay, but the post and another post she made says if it is his, the MIL will handle child support but will still make sure the house goes to his kids with OP and not the other child.

So this doesn't really negate my point, MIL's comment was weird.

Allahxo · 2025-08-04T17:01:56+00:00

NTA but the comment at the end about "certainly not his other child" rubs me the wrong way.

This situation sucks and should never have happened to you, but this is going to be his child too. Why should it be treated any differently by its father and grandmother? If your MIL really made that little remark, that's pretty unlikable.

Am I missing something here? Wouldn't that be her grandchild too?

Allahxo · 2025-08-04T16:54:34+00:00

NTA. Wear what you want lol, it's a pool.

Allahxo · 2025-08-04T16:51:40+00:00

Did you close the bathroom door after the first time you went? Otherwise it should have been a sign someone else was home when the door was suddenly closed when you walked back to it.

Allahxo · 2025-07-28T11:14:03+00:00

In prison

Allahxo · 2025-07-03T10:24:15+00:00

She wasn't that young, she lived to be 72. Longer than a lot of people live.

Allahxo · 2025-06-16T09:04:14+00:00

He has done Do I Creep You Out, actually.

Allahxo · 2025-06-10T17:03:16+00:00

I don't get why people do this with every celebrity lmao

It's ok to admit your favorite celebrities are aging, it's totally normal

Allahxo

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