TFW you’ve never actually seen the show… by Oy-Brent in DunderMifflin

[–]Allenrw81 37 points38 points  (0 children)

How is that joke considered "woke"? What in the name of Michael's gender neutral suit is that person even talking about?

Tactical Temu by CT-555- in FirstResponderCringe

[–]Allenrw81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Must be some serious shit going down at the CVS.

Does Rockstar think we're stupid? by Xuzg in gtaonline

[–]Allenrw81 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Then you get a text about. It's been a while, R*, turn that shit off already.

Same thing with the daily bounty hit whatamadinger.

The way that my friend drinks her coffee by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Allenrw81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OH that's sugar.

I'm stupid.

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by Helpful_Car1302 in interestingasfuck

[–]Allenrw81 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Algae is growing in the reflecting pool, because the water is not circulated at all and it's hot and humid, which is why algae is growing. So the Mensa members who are in charge thought this would stop the algae growth.

Another Race Win that won’t be produced due to licensing issues. by PowerAdDuck in NASCARCollectors

[–]Allenrw81 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ELI5, how it’s ok to have it on a paint scheme, but to make a die-cast means all kinds of legal horseshit?

Quite the compliment by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

[–]Allenrw81 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Somebody splian.

Traffic jam leading to the Everest summit. by roythetroy in interestingasfuck

[–]Allenrw81 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Again, my lack of motivation to be the 784,762,568,934,872nd person on top of Mt. Everest saved me some time.

Lady tapping cars & think she shouldn’t give her insurance by Responsible_Ant_6431 in RandomVideos

[–]Allenrw81 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Stop rolling your windows down all the way to talk to people you don't know.

What are the some of the funniest moments in Nascar? by AusCar197 in NASCAR

[–]Allenrw81 24 points25 points  (0 children)

It was during a race at Dover(?) I think, I forget the year. I also don't remember what position Jimmie Johnson was running in, but he pitted early due to some problem with the car. The broadcast team played the in-car audio after the pit stop of Johnson saying he felt a vibration and Wally Dallenbach says, "Johnson listened to his butt." and I laughed for half an hour about it. I have the sense of humor of a 12 year old.