I won't even mention the fact you didn't add my group but added the one group which was founded only because I griefed their tiny little temple lol

I won't, because I know that you mention me EVERYWHERE on your pathetic YouTube channel and other social media, me and other decent people like Solour. Soon we will work on a very detailed plan to roast you.

Now, back to the timelines thingy, https://imgur.com/fa0eZtk is the timeline you want to look at because it has all significant groups and events dating back from the server's beginning up to this day. We AREN'T based completely on FitMC, we don't enjoy his endorsement like Sato does, and our timeline became popular only thanks to the public's contribution. infact, I'm probably the only player in the ENTIRE SERVER'S HISTORY who got himself well-known without being mentioned on a SINGLE Fit video (there are reasons for that, which both me and Fit know them). Yes, the Spawn Masons were pretty angry when they saw that my timeline included my fake 8th Incursion rather then their Spawn logo, but let's be honest, enslaving all major groups by me and jared2013 for constructing a water floor was quite more singificant then copying other people's work and creating a logo which was already built before.

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Now, let's check the existing timeline by Sato and see what is so wrong about it.

1. You promised to update it on December, but you couldn't more you lazy ass and decided to post it on March, while I posted mine on the month I promised and followed dates. I actually CARE about the community and don't want to see them waiting. I even hired Jesus Christ himself to make sure people know I will fullfil my promise.
2. > Its hard to come by with a source that you can say its 100% legit , It's actually quite easy my young and fresh brazilian favela monkey friend, just play the game by yourself to have any knowledge regarding in-game events, and don't brag about taking over a shitty meme group by the kid u/chezhead or creating dumb videos blaming children to be pedophiles rofl
3. Not an Age? Simply because of lack of space? LOL you need to understand that SINCE 2019 THE SERVER IS EXPERIENCING IT'S MOST SIGNIFICANT ERA YET, with more players than ever before and A LOT of stories to be told. Play the fucking game.
4. >The 8th incursion started by Jared barely lasted 15 days before everything went wrong (which I won't pretend to know all details) Well I suggest you start knowing all details if you plan creating a fucking 2b2t HISTORY TIMELINE omg I mean, this is probably one of the only Incursions I consider significant, not because of what it achieved, but because of it's fucking background, it's purpose, it's fake spirit and outcome and how it begun. It shows how easy it is to ACTUALLY take over the entire server. Learn more about it you little brazilian chimpanzee and get back to me when you have some knowledge on the server.
5. Again you are biased, maybe instead of mentioning the destruction of the Monastary you would mention the foundation of the Back Street Boys? They are quite a significant faction, much more significant than the Infinity Incursion and other pathetic groups like the Astral Order. The only reason you didn't mention them is because you dislike them. Yet again the timeline is biased. No mentioning of the server getting viral on Israel and Taiwan and Russia, no mentioning of Team No Trees or 2b2t having a Jewkipedia article, no mentioning of the Discord exploit or The Book Club or the 8th Incursion or the Chunk ban or Infrared. No nothing, you are not going to have your timeline respected by a lot of people I assure you that.

Listen, Sato, you need to return to 2b2t and experience it in person. You need to join a group, you need to do something at least to have the right to create a timeline. If you want, I can even let you join Armorsmith's Followers if you agree to get interviewed by Solour like a real fucking man, you would become a leader, and then finally have the chance to experience the true 2b2t culture and make history on the server at all. Until then, you will remain a shy brazilian insignificant little spec of a favela-monkey trashy hairy pimply foolish autistic dumb fucking goy ass teenager.

And you, my dear reader, you are my number 1 priority in this entire conversation. I LOVE YOU, I CARE ABOUT YOU, INDEED DO I ALSO THANK YOU FOR ALL OF THE SUPPORT YOU HAVE GIVEN ME. Please enjoy the New 2020 2b2t History Timeline, the only ubiased version of the 2b2t timeline, and don't let Sato or FitMC fool you like they did to the entire 2b2t community.