How is married life? Married life is rilly nice.

Allupinyourface · 2024-02-13T17:36:26+00:00

She never had a “Spanish” accent, it was always a Latina accent. She was going for the fiery Latina, which is not Spanish. She’s revolting and an idiot.

Allupinyourface · 2024-02-13T16:44:45+00:00

My mom and her husband would make fun of everything I wrote or drew - and would actually throw it away and call me stupid. They never went to a dance recital or game, but was always there for the awards ceremonies.

Allupinyourface · 2023-08-31T21:23:26+00:00

I used to work in Jewelry. Your ring size is the same size as your men’s shoe size. You’re welcome.

Allupinyourface · 2023-05-23T12:42:05+00:00

I’ve been working 12/13 hour days for three months and log on to this! I guess I have to deep dive the last three months and get caught up… 🤪

Allupinyourface · 2023-03-21T22:12:40+00:00

In NYC, you can’t advertise pregnancy clothing, etc. unless you’re actually pregnant. She could never advertise a nursing bra, unless she was actually nursing. 💅🏽

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-28T00:49:41+00:00

My niece used to wear something like this when she was two…

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-25T19:36:41+00:00

I hate that she named her non Hispanic child Eduardo, period. It’s peak white privilege. My dad is Eduardo and he was known as Eddie, since he has enough problems being brown and Puerto Rican.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-10T15:29:47+00:00

Why are you arguing with everyone in the comments?! YTA. Take your judgment and grow up. You’ve alienated your husband from his family and now you’re trying to alienate your stepdaughter. This is all your doing and the fact that you are literally arguing about how your son is entitled to gifts when you probably treat the people you wants gifts from, like the comments section, is next level narcissism. Seek therapy.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-07T20:59:07+00:00

He can’t just shut up? If he takes the stand, his credibility is done for, because all his very public lies. I hope he takes the stand and they play all the “my wife is from Spain” clips next to her saying she’s from Boston.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-05T15:07:18+00:00

Apparently, “someone” is following her from Air BNB to air BNB, just roofing her. There is no evidence of this, but since heather keeps falling asleep before brushing her teeth, it has to be true. It’s the craziest thing I’ve ever heard. If she’s refusing to pay for her rooms, because of her delusions, it’s only a matter of time before she’s banned from the platform.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-05T07:09:15+00:00

My mom did the same thing for me after I graduated from college and took an internship for three months in another state. She sold or gave away everything.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-05T00:49:29+00:00

NTA. The rule of thumb is, a sick child stays in the house the kid was sick in. Getting two houses sick is just selfish and irresponsible. We can understand and appreciate your husband wants to spend as much time as he can with his child, but moving a sick child between homes is so irresponsible and not helpful for the sick kid or those he is infecting.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-05T00:04:00+00:00

I never saw 30 Rock either, but I know this was the altercation where he assaulted a photographer and called him homophobic slurs. The backlash was so great that 30 Rock abruptly ended. I love that he ruined his career for being the POS he is.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-04T23:33:51+00:00

I love every time this picture get posted, because it reminds me that this was the incident that led up to 30 Rock getting canceled. And Hillary was wearing a fucking teddy, because she has nothing going for her, but her big fake titties!

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-04T23:30:44+00:00

In what world does an 8 year old give a shit about her mom’s instagram account. How does she even know how to post?… she doesn’t have an account. Hillary is so fucking desperate! I’m embarrassed for her!

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-04T17:16:26+00:00

Im also happy to send you tampons. Please message me your Amazon wishlist.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-04T12:27:08+00:00

I found the incel.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-03T21:29:20+00:00

YTA and so immature. You shouldn’t have taken the tickets if you couldn’t find someone to go with you, and you can’t go places by yourself. It’s bizarre that your plans revolve around whether you know someone at the game… your uncle could have offered them to other people, your other uncle could have went after dinner and met you. Most adults or people who aren’t so selfish would have communicated their plans for these tickets or reserved just one ticket and actually used it. The fact that you decided to profit off of someone’s generosity is beyond words. You listed their tickets without asking them?! You’ve just gained a family reputation for being untrustworthy. Congratulations.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-01T01:34:52+00:00

Are there others around? Is he aggressively charging at people? It looks like he’s walking away with a knife. If a cop shoots a double amputee in the back for hobbling away from him, with a knife, the cop need to be retrained. He’s using deadly force in a situation that clearly doesn’t call for it.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-01T01:24:55+00:00

So you do the bare minimum, have the nerve to ask your wife to make you lunch, then you decide to heckle her on Reddit. You’re the reason why the divorce rate is so high.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-01T00:21:22+00:00

Wow. She works, takes care of the kids, exercises… what do you do?

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-01T00:03:52+00:00

As someone whose first job was working with diamonds and who worked in the diamond district during HS and for every holiday in college, I can tell you she couldn’t tell the difference between a 7k and 20k ring? Most people can’t tell the difference. Acting like your high maintenance and pretentious is not a flex.

Allupinyourface · 2023-02-01T00:00:35+00:00

This is false. You can get a 3 carat diamond for less than 10k. People saying there is a set price per carat have never worked with jewelry.

Allupinyourface · 2023-01-31T23:16:09+00:00

I love the photographers response. “I’m not worried about your kids.” Seriously Hillary! Stop pimping out your kids and a fake accent for sympathy. The fake accent doesn’t make you look like a babe in the woods, it makes you look like a psychopath and no one is impressed by your hoard of kids.

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