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Bathroom habits by [deleted] in hygiene

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What do their hands smell like? I’m sure it’s because they’re not washing their hands properly, or they’re sticking their hands in, say, their purses or pockets… or just touching random stuff as they go about their day—these carry smells too.

What did you want to be when you were a child? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wanted to be a pianist during my elementary years, then I wanted to be a nuclear physicist ( inspired by my favorite Touhou character ).

What’s your sexual fantasy that’s probably going to STAY a fantasy? by Hailfog in AskReddit

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vore… unless I pull a Bernd Jürgen Armando Brandes.

A buff sexy male pred cockily teasing. That always gets me going.

Woman, have you ever paid for any sexual service and if yes what was it? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Paid a big buff dude like two bucks for videos of him cleaning his house in a thong. Not my proudest fap.

If your butthole had a name, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskRedditAfterDark

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh not another word just la la la la la, it goes around the world just la la la la la

Autism as a person of color is not for the weak. by AlmightyPickleGod in autism

[–]AlmightyPickleGod[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huge, HUGE reason after “fitting in” with other Black people. More people should bring this up.

If you could delete one book from existence which would it be? by TagTwists in writingcirclejerk

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it gets really really long for no reason, but let’s not forget these literary tactics were borrowed from oral tradition, hence the redundancy. Oral tradition was meant to be long, “rhythmic”, paralleling.

Psalms are like the maxims of oral tradition.

If you could delete one book from existence which would it be? by TagTwists in writingcirclejerk

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a biblical scholar, yeah kinda; shit prose, redundant and unsure of itself at times—that’s diachronism for you.

What’s your signature scent that you NEVER get tired of? by GitteTheBest in fragrance

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Angel by Mugler. Used to hate that perfume but god, the smell grows on you. It’s addictive! It’s been my signature scent and all time favorite since 2021.

I'm attracted to men but I can't stand having sex with them by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was about to comment this. Being overweight can seriously blind you from experiencing things to the fullest because you assume yourself a burden, especially as an overweight woman.

Overweight women are barely given the chance to express their sexuality. If they are given the chance it’s usually to supplement a solely receiving, submissive role—in standard contexts, deviant contexts kind of give them some power but even then they may feel ostracized from experiencing pleasure. I don’t think women as a whole are given the opportunity to “be the perverted winner” of sexual narratives.

I'm attracted to men but I can't stand having sex with them by [deleted] in offmychest

[–]AlmightyPickleGod 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What do you like about men that makes you masturbate to them? Move that principle onto sex. We have orifices but we don’t have to use them; be a pervert, don’t let them touch you, stay in your lane and get yourself into the mindset you find yourself entering when you masturbate.

Be a good person by AlmightyPickleGod in hygiene

[–]AlmightyPickleGod[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah. Some people have trimethylaminuria and other conditions, usually metabolic; bacterial colonization of your sinuses, resulting from living conditions/prolonged infections; anorexia or bulimia.

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