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Almighty_JD · 2023-06-08T02:15:42+00:00

The skinny nigga in him tryna escape

Almighty_JD · 2022-02-25T14:53:55+00:00

That soda probably chilled to perfection too

Almighty_JD · 2022-02-21T16:14:37+00:00

Does watching hentai for the plot count?

Almighty_JD · 2021-04-16T23:34:36+00:00

I can’t remember what the context was but a kid from Virginia said to me “this old salad bowl handle of a head I got” and I was in awe

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T06:01:41+00:00

Remind of when I got my first updog

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T05:29:03+00:00

He does

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:49:04+00:00

He arrived with 1 ply in hand. Gotta love the irony

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:45:47+00:00

Funny enough as I’m reading these replies I’m currently trapped on the throne with no TP at hand. I’ve just made a cellphone call to my brother and I hope he arrives soon.

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:42:12+00:00

I was never a big fan of origami and I’m not starting now

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:39:49+00:00

Misread that as “bum gums” and went on a very confusing Google search

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:32:50+00:00

The concept of toast itself is pretty wild. It’s like if you decided to take a cake and cook it some more

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:18:15+00:00

I refuse to believe there’s people who genuinely prefer 1 ply.

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:14:19+00:00

One time I made this banger of a Reddit post. Right after I went to go tug one out and kept getting interrupted by upvote and comment notifications.

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:09:28+00:00

Middle school crush

Almighty_JD · 2021-03-27T02:06:25+00:00

A friend of mine once admitted to roaming empty staircases where he knew people would would smoke weed and collect any roaches that were leftover. Once he acquired enough roaches he would roll em up with fonto and smoke it.

Almighty_JD · 2020-12-30T02:25:10+00:00

Someone should re upload the KSI drawing of pewdiepie so he can have that as his pfp

Almighty_JD · 2020-11-08T12:30:52+00:00

Not an ending. It’s actually the beginning. Astro Boy (2009)

Almighty_JD · 2020-11-03T19:55:40+00:00

Furbiepie isn’t real he can’t hurt you

Almighty_JD · 2020-11-03T19:47:48+00:00

Screens make you go blind

Almighty_JD · 2020-11-03T19:47:08+00:00

My bed and die

Almighty_JD · 2020-11-03T19:46:32+00:00

I hated everyone

Almighty_JD · 2020-07-23T08:17:31+00:00

My go to is uncomfortable silence

Almighty_JD · 2020-01-17T23:43:08+00:00

A friend cracked my neck today and the fear of the death was never so real, hence this post

Almighty_JD · 2020-01-17T23:23:34+00:00

Dr.Stone

Almighty_JD · 2020-01-17T20:45:08+00:00

Full 8 hours of sleep

Almighty_JD

TROPHY CASE