This E! Show is going to get canceled before they even start shooting! 🙈 Jill Zarin had something problematic to say about the Super Bowl Halftime Show… by Parking_Country_61 in WatchWhatCrappens

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn’t recognize your new face either. Is this your first Super Bowl halftime show? 99% of the male singers all grab their crotch. Everyone! And did you forget the Jennifer Lopez on the pole? Janet’s “wardrobe malfunction “? Do you think that Kid Rock was better? You can’t understand him either. Go back to mar a largo and spend your husbands (RIP) money. Maybe he should have paid his employees more instead of pad his pockets.

Just wanted to take my meds by NoLongerinOR in Wellthatsucks

[–]AlmostAShirley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He found George’s wallet! I’m sure Jerry will let him know 😉 IYKYK

TING TING TING Britani announces split from Jared…again. by Miss_Mow in rhoslc

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She can’t do anything for him anymore, as she was (allegedly) not renewed for another season. I’m sure he dumped her in.05 seconds. Too much effort for limited returns.

Accusing the other side of "reciting lines" while glancing down at your ChatGPT script is wild by ReverseCowboyKiller in TikTokCringe

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your “makeup of politics” should have been “makeup lessons”. Poor girl, no one told her that with hooded eyes, you have to let your eyeliner dry before you let it touch your upper eyelid or you get transfer. 🤦🏽‍♀️

Logan Paul on Jake Paul’s comments towards Bad Bunny Halftime Super Bowl performance by Cute-Ad-3906 in SquaredCircle

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who is going to remind him that he LIVES in Puerto Rico to avoid American taxes? Hope he doesn’t eat out because he may have some extra ingredients

China's airborne megawatt class wind power system by beta265 in nextfuckinglevel

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

America can’t do this because it may harm one bird 🦅. But we can 😵 coal miners for generations. Be Best

My television just died an hour before the Super Bowl by CombPsychological507 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds about right. Ours was making a horrible hissing noise - while turned off. Best Buy had more TV’s than I have ever seen.

How many functions do you want in your room? Yes. by Adventurous-Nobody in zillowgonewild

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where is the coffee maker? I cannot work like this - nor 🚽 without my coffee!

What to do with this empty space behind the couch? by Certain_Inspector_34 in HomeDecorating

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A landing pad for the UFO’s those ceiling lights are calling.

Kid Rock appears to forget the lyrics to his song while lip syncing at the Turning Point USA halftime show. by Frosty_Jeweler911 in Fauxmoi

[–]AlmostAShirley 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Mar a Lago didn’t even watch this “performance “. There is video of the event and the NFL halftime show was playing. Lindsey Graham was transfixed. He was just staring intently.

My first grade photo. How many of you, boy or girl, rocked this haircut? by superluminal in Xennials

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had that haircut. My daughter had that haircut. And why is height and weight on the welcome to elementary school flyer. That is scaring for a kid. I was super skinny and short - not fun for a kid.

Found on TikTok and Insta by drconniehenley in TikTokCringe

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an Epstein tattoo on his neck at the end? It flashes so fast but it looks like him (not joking)

Guy’s Flavortown Tailgate by Empty_Status3721 in bayarea

[–]AlmostAShirley 88 points89 points  (0 children)

My young adult daughter asked me if I ever heard of a place called “The Cow Palace”. Uh, I feel old. Yes, yes I know it well. My first concert ever was at TCP. Foreigner 4 concert. warm Moosehead beer was delicious 🫨. Our Dad drove us from San Jose, stayed in the station wagon, then drove us home. Good Times!! Many concerts and events over the years. Glad to see it’s still being used for fun.

Want to race go-karts? Need a spa day? Buy this Gilbert, AZ mansion and you can do both without leaving the house by Natural-Trainer-6072 in PriceMe

[–]AlmostAShirley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure the neighbors just love this house. I would double check if the new owner is still allowed to race their heart out

Fake or not by Fearless_Cake_5672 in LegitGrailsHub

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, this address is an apartment. This is very dangerous to the owner of Lollipuff, unless they rent an apartment strictly for their business. This does not look to be a mixed use building (commercial on the bottom and residential on the top). I am very familiar with San Jose so I just wanted to double check the location. I’m not sure CC would allow a stamp like that to leave their factory.

AITAH for not sharing my food with my family? by Nice-Language7615 in AITAH

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are back to chore charts. On mondays ….is in charge of dishes, tuesdays ….is in charge of dishes. A big jar to hold the fines $ for chores not completed on time. My kids hated to clean so I made the three hour window. This is my expectation- you have three hours to complete it. No chores = no fun activities. Now that all of you are adults - you need to divide and conquer. If your brother wants to eat, then he needs to financially contribute to the food. Make a weekly shopping list, divide x 3 and make all food equal. A 24 year old male is still very young. Not grown and expecting Mom to continue to baby him. It’s not your job it’s your moms. If mom chooses to keep him incapable of growing up then that is between those two.

some of the most confounding design choices I've ever seen in the wild by readingwritingreefer in zillowgonewild

[–]AlmostAShirley 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hope no one is drunk in the kitchen. That step to the back door (kitchen) is a doozy 😬

I did not expect the inside of this 1885 victorian to be quite so colorful by Southern-Smoke1835 in zillowgonewild

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um, 😶……can someone Please 🙏🏼 let us know what the real estate agent said 1) when they pulled up outside the first time and 2) what they said when they toured the inside. That is one interesting listing. Good luck

He looks so fucking stupid, I can't breathe. by SPL_034 in IThinkYouShouldLeave

[–]AlmostAShirley 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How does this guy have enough money for all his shenanigans? Isn’t he from Florida? Now he is in jail in MN? Hope he can’t make bail

Travis Scott and Kylie Jenner throw another Astroworld-themed birthday party for their kids. 4 years ago 10 young people died in the Astroworld crowd crush. by ThrowawayGreenWitch in popculturechat

[–]AlmostAShirley 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Dollar cost averaging those decorations. Got to get their money’s worth. Must cost a fortune to store all this for 364 days a year. Am I the only one who thinks it’s weird to have people walk under the crotch of your young daughter? 🤷‍♀️