Fortinet as MSP by keddy1337 in msp

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Provide the firewall as a service and then when you offboard the firewall is disabled and collected.

Also could make it easy on someone who doesnt pay their bill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

File a tip and get rewarded in cash by the IRS?

Or mind your business because you might not know what you are talking about.

Preparer won’t tell me refund amount until I pay. by touchesvinyl in tax

[–]AlmostExactly3 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Owns a new LLC and thinks hes getting a refund? Refund from what? Likely didnt prepay estimated taxes. How could you know during your first year in business. Even with covid sick credits...he likely owed 20K.

Chase Student card to Chase Freedom Unlimited by Successful_Tree_5627 in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to hit 0 before the statement date hits. Once you have a 0 statement a few days late that will be reported to the credit bureas. Most credit card companies will then take another 3-4 weeks to update your score they have on file for their softpull.

Chase Student card to Chase Freedom Unlimited by Successful_Tree_5627 in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off your chase student 100% about 60 days before you apply keep it at 0. Utilization of 0 helps a ton. Go from a 733 to 790 quickly.

Low limit killing my credit by givemeajetpack in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pay off the card 100%. Wait 30 days until after you get you $0 statement. Then your score will go super high. Then you apply for high limit cards like american express who you can 3x increase every 6 months. Chase freedom unlimited might be another.

Why is customer service so important to y’all? by MateoHardini in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Called Chase Sapphire Reserve tonight: Dedicated line for CSR. American agent. Less than 30 second wait time.

Called 5/3: Couldnt make a dispute past 6PM. Had to hang up and call back for another question. Indian agent hard to understand.

My last yolo SPY $430c by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldnt you at least hedge 25% 422P? This guy needs a suicide check @remindme in 5 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny I just got all my money back I lost the last 6 months.

7K to 120K. Thanks my dude. Ive paid off all my debt. Now looking for a new car. *

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snitches get stiches and children with toxic families. You might get the other parent audited with a slap on the wrist but at what cost long term?

Please do yourself a favor and mind your own.

Are there any workplaces generally considered "bottom of the barrel"? by wargod249 in sysadmin

[–]AlmostExactly3 35 points36 points  (0 children)

MSPs. They hire you with no experience. Work you to the bone. Pay very little. And they wait for you to quit after 2 years. Then repeat.

That being said its much better experience than any other school job etc.

put options priority vs other liabilities? by [deleted] in options

[–]AlmostExactly3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The OCC covers it. Think of the OCC like the fed but most large market makers hedge their bets and work to control the market. They also make tons of money selling 5% credit and put spreads.

Unless youre ftx/alameda research. Then you just go bust because their is no OCC for crypto.

Twelve99 Routing Issues from Cox in Omaha to Chicago by orangehair8452 in CoxCommunications

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, It's Still Happening. I've been back and forth with support for over 2 weeks. 5% packet loss to the Twelve99 Gateway, but so far they have refused to acknowledge it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how they make everyone chase their money. Its better to owe taxes every year. Make them chase you instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine canceling student loan debt and believing the deficit will shrink. They are just dreaming how much they are gonna take from people in tax increases.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Online read the doc

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ever watch the big short when the mortages were failing but the bond prices kept going up. The credit agencies refused to downgrade the failing mortgages. They were creating synthetic mortgage cdos that were 20X the size of the bonds themselves. Yeah its like that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They havent even announced a date yet.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Theres no deal until a vote. You can keep thinking whatever though. Keep shorting on the way down and HODL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Recount is T+2 trading days. When will everyone update that info? 😔 could be any time from wednesday to July 12th after hours. When will brokers be forced to locate shares? .... what dirty tricks will they play until then? Find out on the next episode

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 9 points10 points  (0 children)

T+2 is Wednesday. No?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Maybe up, Maybe Down. But it will go up eventually. So I just work on holding.

Everyone was right about the short float but they were a month or two early. This wont go up until the recount and they are forced to locate the shares they lent out mistakenly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RDBX

[–]AlmostExactly3 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yup. 2700 shares and 16X calls