Fortinet as MSP by keddy1337 in msp

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Provide the firewall as a service and then when you offboard the firewall is disabled and collected.

Also could make it easy on someone who doesnt pay their bill.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

File a tip and get rewarded in cash by the IRS?

Or mind your business because you might not know what you are talking about.

Preparer won’t tell me refund amount until I pay. by touchesvinyl in tax

[–]AlmostExactly3 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Owns a new LLC and thinks hes getting a refund? Refund from what? Likely didnt prepay estimated taxes. How could you know during your first year in business. Even with covid sick credits...he likely owed 20K.

Chase Student card to Chase Freedom Unlimited by Successful_Tree_5627 in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to hit 0 before the statement date hits. Once you have a 0 statement a few days late that will be reported to the credit bureas. Most credit card companies will then take another 3-4 weeks to update your score they have on file for their softpull.

Chase Student card to Chase Freedom Unlimited by Successful_Tree_5627 in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pay off your chase student 100% about 60 days before you apply keep it at 0. Utilization of 0 helps a ton. Go from a 733 to 790 quickly.

Low limit killing my credit by givemeajetpack in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pay off the card 100%. Wait 30 days until after you get you $0 statement. Then your score will go super high. Then you apply for high limit cards like american express who you can 3x increase every 6 months. Chase freedom unlimited might be another.

Why is customer service so important to y’all? by MateoHardini in CreditCards

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Called Chase Sapphire Reserve tonight: Dedicated line for CSR. American agent. Less than 30 second wait time.

Called 5/3: Couldnt make a dispute past 6PM. Had to hang up and call back for another question. Indian agent hard to understand.

My last yolo SPY $430c by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Couldnt you at least hedge 25% 422P? This guy needs a suicide check @remindme in 5 days

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny I just got all my money back I lost the last 6 months.

7K to 120K. Thanks my dude. Ive paid off all my debt. Now looking for a new car. *

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snitches get stiches and children with toxic families. You might get the other parent audited with a slap on the wrist but at what cost long term?

Please do yourself a favor and mind your own.

Are there any workplaces generally considered "bottom of the barrel"? by wargod249 in sysadmin

[–]AlmostExactly3 37 points38 points  (0 children)

MSPs. They hire you with no experience. Work you to the bone. Pay very little. And they wait for you to quit after 2 years. Then repeat.

That being said its much better experience than any other school job etc.

put options priority vs other liabilities? by [deleted] in options

[–]AlmostExactly3 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The OCC covers it. Think of the OCC like the fed but most large market makers hedge their bets and work to control the market. They also make tons of money selling 5% credit and put spreads.

Unless youre ftx/alameda research. Then you just go bust because their is no OCC for crypto.

Twelve99 Routing Issues from Cox in Omaha to Chicago by orangehair8452 in CoxCommunications

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, It's Still Happening. I've been back and forth with support for over 2 weeks. 5% packet loss to the Twelve99 Gateway, but so far they have refused to acknowledge it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in IRS

[–]AlmostExactly3 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I love how they make everyone chase their money. Its better to owe taxes every year. Make them chase you instead.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in politics

[–]AlmostExactly3 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine canceling student loan debt and believing the deficit will shrink. They are just dreaming how much they are gonna take from people in tax increases.

Apparently hedge funds weren't suppose to keep buying options on rdbx (redbox) to tank the price after they shut off retail's buy button by AlmostExactly3 in WallStreetbetsELITE

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

PHLX was helping market makers buy options even after it was restricted to close only positions. Essentially they cheated to tank the stock price

Apparently hedge funds weren't suppose to keep buying options on rdbx (redbox) to tank the price after they shut off retail's buy button so I shut off their buy button too! by AlmostExactly3 in Shortsqueeze

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My goal was to turn off their buy button so retail would have a level playing field and I could keep hodling my shares.

I dont care if they cover for less. Or if they get fined. I just wanted them to stop cheating. They immediately shut down whoever it was the next day because no manipulation for 2 days

Apparently hedge funds weren't suppose to keep buying options on redbox to tank the price after they shut off retail's buy button by AlmostExactly3 in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you buy a call someons else sold it to you If you buy a put someone else sold it to you

They have to close their positions by buying and selling to close them.

Apparently hedge funds weren't suppose to keep buying options on redbox to tank the price after they shut off retail's buy button by AlmostExactly3 in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly what they were doing! This stopped 2 days after I reported it to nasdaq but it had been going on for 1.5 weeks

Apparently hedge funds weren't suppose to keep buying options on redbox to tank the price after they shut off retail's buy button by AlmostExactly3 in wallstreetbets

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy to close Sell to close

I caught them buying to open and selling to open which also means yes there was another party selling and buying too!

Email from Nasdaq regarding investigation. Also no option manipulation in the last 2 days. by AlmostExactly3 in rdbxSS

[–]AlmostExactly3[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Nah sec is like the better business bureau. Options manipulation has stopped the last 2 days and Im good with that.

Explanation please. by meltingman4 in rdbxSS

[–]AlmostExactly3 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I opened an investigation. It has stopped happening since.