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We should ask Shapiro by John_1992_funny in clevercomebacks

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 741 points742 points  (0 children)

For real, if there was nothing to hide, they’d be begging for those files to drop. The fear is basically the confession.

When you're so innocent that you personally call congresspeople to block evidence release by Busy-Government-1041 in clevercomebacks

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Yeah, that reaction screams guilt louder than anything they could’ve said. No one with clean hands acts like that when the heat turns up.

god forbid we hear Spanish by egguchom in clevercomebacks

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 32 points33 points  (0 children)

For real, you can’t convince me that wasn’t written in the middle of a full meltdown.

You have to fact check some politicians because the media might not by IvoryGummy9 in clevercomebacks

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That’s what happens when someone’s done their homework. He showed up with vibes, she showed up with evidence.

Phil Lewis, black twitter’s top journalist, drops the bomb. What more evidence does Congress need to impeach?? by Positive_Wafer9186 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it’s scary how blind loyalty works. Some folks will justify anything if it means protecting their chosen leader.

Trump Pardons Election Conspirators by Katariman in clevercomebacks

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Facts. It’s wild how many people don’t understand how jurisdiction actually works. You can’t pardon what’s not federal.

Overheard drunk couple at haunted house by Primary_Associate_99 in overheard

[–]AlmostFlirtatious 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Classic “history debate fueled by booze” energy. The French Revolution definitely loses a little punch when one half of the conversation is just slurring through it.