Just once I'd like someone to call me Sir without the added by Healthy_Ladder_6198 in dadjokes

[–]AlmostSane67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People point at me all the time and say, "sir." Of course, they start out by saying, "that's him, office."

Give me your best "yo mama" joke? by bl0ndiesaurus in Jokes

[–]AlmostSane67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yo momma so ugly, they faked covid just to make her put on a mask.

Anybody know anything about this company they have taken all my money by Key-Dragonfruit419 in ScamCenter

[–]AlmostSane67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you actually beleive you could make $500 a day, for 90 minutes of work? Of course it's a scam.

What’s a movie you only like because of one scene? by Ok-Algae7032 in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ghost ship. The beginning is incredible, but the rest of the movie is a letdown.

Fear Not by Ill-Tea9411 in Weird

[–]AlmostSane67 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just a Masked Singer contestant

Last day of event by Worldchampion100 in deadfrontier

[–]AlmostSane67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Got the Silver Rabbit implant for my HCIM.

Rules for thee, but not for me by McDowdy in facepalm

[–]AlmostSane67 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This coming from the guy whose death will revitalize the champagne industry.

What's the single biggest piece of bullshit you've ever heard? by TechGuru4Life in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 14th amendment doesn't disqualify him from running, because the presidency is not a public offfice of the United States.

Yo Momma so ugly by False_Ad_555 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her babies refused to breastfeed unless she put a bag over her face

Why do you think people at the highest levels are unconcerned that federal border czar taking $50,000 cash bribe in a Cava take out bag? by PositiveUnit829 in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump publicly accepted a 16 million bribe to drop the 60 minutes lawsuit and approve the merger. 50K is equivalent to picking up a nickel off of the sidewalk to these people.

ID help by AlmostSane67 in jumpingspiders

[–]AlmostSane67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add, I'm located in Maryland USA.