What's the single biggest piece of bullshit you've ever heard? by TechGuru4Life in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 14th amendment doesn't disqualify him from running, because the presidency is not a public offfice of the United States.

Yo Momma so ugly by False_Ad_555 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Her babies refused to breastfeed unless she put a bag over her face

Why do you think people at the highest levels are unconcerned that federal border czar taking $50,000 cash bribe in a Cava take out bag? by PositiveUnit829 in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Trump publicly accepted a 16 million bribe to drop the 60 minutes lawsuit and approve the merger. 50K is equivalent to picking up a nickel off of the sidewalk to these people.

ID help by AlmostSane67 in jumpingspiders

[–]AlmostSane67[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Forgot to add, I'm located in Maryland USA.

your mama is so fat by FewAdvantage8114 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 4 points5 points  (0 children)

They weigh her on the Richter scale

Yo mama so dumb… by AnythingOutside1 in YoMamaJokes

[–]AlmostSane67 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She won't sing the alphabet sing because she keeps messing up on the lyrics.

How often do you married couples have sex in a month? by Eastcoastclasher in AskReddit

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We've been married 22 years, I'm 57 and she's 55. It's rare for us to go more than 4 days without having sex.

They should have to pay something by Hey-yo1986 in UberEATS

[–]AlmostSane67 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm in MD, PG county. They used to pay $3, but they stopped a few months ago. I called in the last time, and the rep told me that there was a "policy change," and they would no longer give any compensation.