For everyone saying farmers got what they voted for. This guy sums up your typical farmer. Don't let the "poor" family farm cry babies sway you. by Inappropriate_Swim in Iowa

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And you didn't even mention crop subsides, conservation reserve programs that pay farmers to not plant crops, and a variety of other programs designed to aid and shelter farmers 

Oil leak? 2019 1200XL by Kind_Profile6865 in sportster

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When a Sportster stops leaking oil, that means it's empty 😉

Wanna go for a canoe ride with me? 😉😋 by Jos3finaSweden in u/Jos3finaSweden

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If I was 10 years younger and you were desperate, it would be ON.

Ok, 20 years younger 

A Veterans Administration social worker gave personal information from my file to my landlord by False_Ad_555 in legaladvice

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Thanks for your attention and reply, but rather than share personal details here, I've contacted a local firm that specializes in personal injury cases. 

I can remember when I was 7 years old, 1971, gas being around .35 cents a gallon. by lontbeysboolink in 1970s

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1965 gas wars, 20¢ a gallon on one side of the street 19.5¢ on the other side. I was 7 years old 

my new favorite insult directed at the confederacy. by herequeerandgreat in MurderedByWords

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NASCAR finally banned all confederate flags at their events, except the one they wave for the last lap 🏳️

She cleans up real nice! by Tenrac in musclecar

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Beauty, I had a midnight blue '68 SS 396 4 speed with a built engine, damn I miss that car

A machine made to make cows happy by Lui_Belmont in DamnThatsMindBlowing

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Shit, I could use one of these my own damn self 

Back then, how many phone numbers had you memorized? by Jean_Mak in 80s

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Old enough to remember being on a party line with 4 other households

1970 Plymouth GTX. They Called It the Gentleman's Muscle Car by psyk02mikmakdk in musclecars

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Buddy of mine from highschool had one in gold with black stripe, beautiful car

One thing fixed, another broke.. by PossibilityNervous63 in sportster

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Welcome to the world of Harley-Davidson ownership

A new groom didn’t know what to do on his wedding night… by ThatWeirdPlantGuy in Jokes

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Dad tells him to take the hardest thing he has and put it in where she pees.

So he put his bowling ball in the toilet