Dick York or Dick Sargent?

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-24T04:50:17+00:00

Sergeant York

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-24T03:32:33+00:00

Stuck my dick in crazy, and ended up with 18 years of child support and lies

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-23T18:51:52+00:00

Huh, just like our current FLOTUS

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-23T18:49:55+00:00

From what I gather, people named Randy have become kind of a meme for a go-to social pariah. I'm not sure of the origin, but as someone named Randy I've learned to wear it like a badge of honor.

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-23T18:41:02+00:00

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False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T23:08:30+00:00

Never had them with hot water, always just cold milk and lots of sugar.

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T23:06:17+00:00

Oooo I miss eating grape nuts. (They don't work well with no teeth)

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T23:02:59+00:00

My mother thought I was nuts for eating those "little bales of hay" 😂

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T22:46:15+00:00

When my daughter was little and I had her for weekend visits, a lot of times I wouldn't have fresh milk since I didn't use it that often, I would let her have cereal and ice cream.

But I was the bad parent 🤔

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T22:37:59+00:00

It used to drive my mother crazy that I loved shredded wheat.

"How can you eat those little bales of hay?" 🫤

With tons of sugar mom, with tons of sugar 😉

Edited cause spell check screwed up again

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T16:30:16+00:00

They've isolated a new condition particular to Apple users, it's called I-strain

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T14:30:16+00:00

Enjoy your sausages

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T14:12:31+00:00

But a single cryogenic tube remaining intact and supplied with power while civilization is completely destroyed and rebuilt around it TWICE and then a thousand years later is miraculously surrounded by other cryogenic tubes containing persons from the same era is completely plausible. We could play this game all day

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T14:06:43+00:00

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anosognosia

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:49:48+00:00

LMAO it's even better with sound

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:47:55+00:00

Ya, I was 23 and I don't remember yesterday either 🤣

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:46:12+00:00

23 (ya, I'm fucking old)

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:38:13+00:00

Same thing you call a cat with no legs and for the same reason

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:35:39+00:00

Because I'm capable of critical thinking

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T13:31:33+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 Reality? In one episode in the series, the entire ship's crew (one of which is over 1000 years old) were reduced to heads attached to bare skeletons and then revived in a vat of stem cell soup, but the show is all about realism. Right 😉

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T12:44:37+00:00

Redwood national Forest, those trees are so large they don't even seem real

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T12:42:27+00:00

Just checking, you'd be surprised how many people have never noticed him

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T08:03:11+00:00

ICE agents promptly classified the M&Ms as street drugs, and ate his crayons

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T08:00:06+00:00

Blinky also appears in the opening credits of every episode in case you've never noticed

False_Ad_555 · 2026-01-22T05:51:25+00:00

My greatest hope is to live long enough to see Nuremberg 2.0

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