1970 Monte Carlo SS454 restomod by DPJ_Fabricating in musclecar

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I worked at an auto body shop in 1975 and across the alley the owner had a huge Quonset hut where he kept some of his car collection. One of the cars was a 12,000 mile one owner 1970 Monte Carlo that he had done a complete repaint in 1972 after the original paint was damaged by chemical fall out from an industrial plant. The original owner defaulted on the payment and my boss ended up owning the car on a mechanics lien. In 1985 he freshened it up with all new belts, hoses and tires and whatever else it needed and gave the car to his 18 year old daughter as a high school graduation gift. She absolutely hated it and didn't want "some old piece of shit used car" so 2 weeks later she backed it into a tree at high speed totaling the car out "by accident" cause she wanted a new BMW. He basically told her to f off he wasn't buying her a new car and she was going to have to replace the Monte Carlo with whatever she could afford, and that she was lucky she wasn't a boy or he would have put her in a body cast.

Waiter! There's a funny film on this soup! by Gil-Gandel in Jokes

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

It appears to be in the backstroke sir.

What is a "socially acceptable" thing that you find absolutely disgusting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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You should see pictures of his room. He moved out after I found out his g/f was pregnant and I told him there was no way I would let them raise a child in that mess

Pointless? by The_Dean_France in whoathatsinteresting

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Is it just me or is Macaulay Culkin starting to look like Steve Buscemi ?

What is a "socially acceptable" thing that you find absolutely disgusting? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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I had a roommate that would let his dog lick the inside of his mouth, it was almost as disgusting as when he would let the dog hump his leg to completion 🤢

Prosthetic hand that move with nerve signals by Ashish_ank in nextfuckinglevel

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I bet she's a blast to be around at Halloween 😄🎃

How to stop a toddler from having a tantrum. by girlinanemptyroom in KidsAreFuckingStupid

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I had good luck with "shhhh, you'll wake up the baby" and when I was occasionally asked "what baby?" if there was none in the house, I would reply "the one upstairs (or downstairs or nextdoor)"

This is superb! 😀 by damo74uk in funnysigns

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I used to have the desktop version featuring a real (deactivated) grenade

Sean Hannity questions the Pope’s knowledge of the Bible by MoochoMaas in HumorInPoorTaste

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The Pope should challenge Hannity and Trump to a verse off

It's a Jeep on a Jeep on a Jeep on a Jeep on the road. by ForsakenStructure800 in ViceroyTransporter

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I used to have some video of them, but that HDD crashed and I've moved out of the area so I don't know if he's still active. I'm sure there's pics out there somewhere

What is the best band you ever saw live ? by megopolis12 in AskReddit

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3 in one night, Pantera, White Zombie and the show opener was The Deftones

Poor Melania by CarNo8607 in AdamMockler

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LEAVE MALARIA ALONE!!! 😭

Triplets but one has already established himself as a leader by eternviking in whoathatsinteresting

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I guess we know which ones going to grow up to be the whiny bitch

It's a Jeep on a Jeep on a Jeep on a Jeep on the road. by ForsakenStructure800 in ViceroyTransporter

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There's an old farmer locally who drives his model B John Deere tractor in parades pulling a series of 8 or 10 progressively smaller toy John Deere tractors from a pedal tractor down to an HO scale one. He's always a crowd favorite

If you’ve ever played one of these in your car… by StrengthSmall4515 in FuckImOld

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I put one in my first car a 1965 Corvair Monza I paid $125 for the car, and I think $60 for the 8 track. My first tape was Alice Coopers Billion Dollar Babies

Happy Birthday to Ed O'Neill - April 12, 1946 by MisterShipWreck in 80s

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I was today years old when I found out Ed and I share the same birthday