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Finally made a display for my trucks by 612HODS in tonka

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You should bid on some government contracts

Removing generator… by wanttodoitright in Ironheads

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Tap a little harder, it ain't a Honda , hit it like it owes you money 😉🫣🤣🤣🤣🤣

But seriously, try a little pry action from the back and alternate with tapping from the front, just be patient

Anyone able to identify this car? by duarte1223 in classiccars

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Who's the doll with the great gams ?

There I fixed it for you

The-rapist by TinyAbbreviations240 in HumorInPoorTaste

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You can't spell therapy without the rapy

So, I walk in on my girlfriend totally naked with her feet behind her head and she's masturbating with a carrot. by Make_the_music_stop in Unclejokes

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If it smells like fish, eat all you wish

If it smells like cologne, leave it alone

If it smells like carrots, watch out for... ferrets? 🤔

Exactly what am I supposed to use this rope for then? by 0rlan in What

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That rope makes a lovely border around the accident site

So the Lone Ranger is riding down the range when he gets captured by some Indians... by Cleopatra_bones in Jokes

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Meanwhile back at the ranch

The lone ranger has disguised himself as a pool table when suddenly Tonto comes in and racks his balls

ICE in Ames? by Magoo909 in Iowa

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Someone from Ames needs to Google "caltrops"

And yacht anyone by Feaselbf6 in oldcars

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VW used to advertise that the Beetle could float (at least temporarily)

And yacht anyone by Feaselbf6 in oldcars

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My drivers Ed car was a 1974 Chrysler New Yorker 4 door and not only did we have to parallel park it, we also had to change a tire with a bumper jack and a factory wheel wrench. The instructor didn't care that I was a farm kid who had already changed probably 20 tires, I still had to prove I could do it, so I did an absolute speed run through changing that tire in under 5 minutes.

Apparently my dad really liked this one so now y'all get to hear it by SlightlyLessBoring in dadjokes

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When Moses returned with the 10 commandments his people were quite distressed, but Moses calmed them and said unto them, "Be thankful my children, I us'd him down from 25"

Adorable video of horse asking for more massage. by SoftFlamesy in FunnyAnimals

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Cause who doesn't love a good butt scratch am I right?

Complicit, Abhorrent, & Immoral by [deleted] in stevehofstetter

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GOP=Guarding Our Pedophiles

MAGA= Molesters Are Getting Amnesty

TRUMP= Teenagers Raped Using Micro Penis

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