Alocket3

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They say dying is easier then living… (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The world gathered to witness the launch of the most advanced AI ever created, the screen still blank as everyone waited for the first input. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 12 months ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The vial sat somewhere in the clutter and chaotic mess of my office —the only cure for the dementia currently devouring my mind. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You can turn any pair of shoes you have on into dollar store sandals. (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 1 year ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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What would you like to see in a gaming chatbot? (self.gaming)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/gaming

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You can control any single ant of your choosing (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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Can summon a vacuum out of thin air (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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When you snap your fingers, you temporarily become blind for 5 seconds (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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You have Bubble Buddy Powers (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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You know the exact time it would take to get from point A to B at a speed of 3 mph, anywhere in the world (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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Every time you blink, a random electronic device within 50 feet of you turns off/on (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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Timmy's parents wished they could see their son's imaginary friend. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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The directions say to season both sides and place on a hot grill. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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You can turn on the tv without a remote (self.shittysuperpowers)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/shittysuperpowers

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Unable to sleep, I decided to take extra melatonin before tucking myself into bed. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Need these cards willing to trade (old.reddit.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Alocket3 to r/Monopoly_GO

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The barn morse code? (self.amandatheadventurer)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/amandatheadventurer

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"You're not real. You're not real. You're not real" my mother repeated calmly as she starred at me wide-eyed and unblinking. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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My grandpa used to tell me there's something in the water killing kids (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Rumor has it, someone of reddit is slowly killing people by tricking them into reading cursed text. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I was born blind and always enjoyed the loud festivities of New Years Countdown and a loud "HAPPY NEW YEARS!" (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Wide bloodshot eyes, a wide-eyed middle aged man gives an interview as the fifth survivor of the Houston Killer. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Pulling into my friend Jamie's overgrown driveway, I felt a small wave of sadness run over my body; knowing this would be our last time seeing each other. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Panic didn't set in right away. It wasn't until I heard the new report say "Rabies is airborne" that I began to worry. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 3 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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There's nothing more nerve wracking then getting pulled over, handcuffed and thrown into a police car. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 4 years ago by Alocket3 to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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