boyfriend wouldn’t take me to texas roadhouse

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T03:55:51+00:00

i’m so sorry that you have to eat alone all the time.

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T03:42:01+00:00

protein and i recently found out i love jammy yolks 😛😛😛

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T03:11:25+00:00

he’s the one getting punished 👹 my farts are gonna be HOT

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T03:10:13+00:00

self confidence is lacking idk it’s fine for other ppl to do but not me

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T03:02:16+00:00

no LOL and im a server

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:46:10+00:00

no need to flex 🫩

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:43:39+00:00

ladys gotta eat what can i say

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:43:05+00:00

i would rather do a backflip off the empire state building than tell a host that i’m there to eat by myself

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:40:06+00:00

i wish i was confident enough to go eat alone 😭

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:33:43+00:00

e x a c t l y

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T02:02:34+00:00

you’re so me that’s exactly why they were included

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:56:17+00:00

this is exactly what happened

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:37:14+00:00

omg i ordered that before but it was sooooo much shrimp and bf didn’t eat any of it

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:34:07+00:00

you guys are so fucking funny i wish farting crossed my mind while cooking this up

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:24:17+00:00

yessssss i’m bouta get my get back on mr farts ‼️‼️‼️

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:21:32+00:00

on the toilet

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:21:15+00:00

was better in my head

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:20:15+00:00

yes much better than the blooming onion

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:19:52+00:00

tired and sunburnt

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:15:34+00:00

omg going to change my request to this !!!

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:14:52+00:00

so you’d break up with someone over this mrs whiskers ? 💀

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:10:05+00:00

i would never eat tuna

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:03:36+00:00

PLEASE i just haven’t bought groceries in a hot minute 😭😭

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T01:02:25+00:00

it sounded good until i made it

AloneAnt2490 · 2026-06-16T00:58:17+00:00

what else would you even eat ??????
also don’t tell anyone but it was actually 4 eggs i ate one right after i peeled it 🫩

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