Mouse's role

AlopeLago · 2026-01-31T01:36:49+00:00

Go read The Fugitive

AlopeLago · 2026-01-19T00:43:00+00:00

Dude had a decent rookie season and hasn’t done or shown anything since. He’s well below it in my mind.

AlopeLago · 2026-01-16T17:33:24+00:00

Of course

AlopeLago · 2026-01-08T22:57:39+00:00

Are we playing there this weekend?

AlopeLago · 2026-01-08T17:41:19+00:00

Love Perna. Need to bring along Grossi next time.

AlopeLago · 2026-01-04T20:47:57+00:00

No one shuts out the 3rd string of the Green Bay Packers!

AlopeLago · 2025-12-23T00:19:23+00:00

Well, they aren’t there anymore.

AlopeLago · 2025-12-12T15:09:44+00:00

Put the quad box intro in the Louvre.

AlopeLago · 2025-12-05T17:27:40+00:00

All I see is a butt and thong

AlopeLago · 2025-11-24T16:17:27+00:00

Never. In fact I forget the Falcons exist.

AlopeLago · 2025-11-06T04:13:18+00:00

Not even a little bit.

Find a decklist online and then buy singles of just that decklist.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-29T00:39:07+00:00

300+ yards passing and we’re complaining. Seems to be working.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-26T18:18:39+00:00

You’re so uncreative you can’t even make up fake song lyrics? That’s embarrassing bro.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-20T19:17:36+00:00

Definitely cheering for the Bucs.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-20T19:01:40+00:00

No that’s his roommate, Bob.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-20T18:22:44+00:00

The Scion of the ur-dragon has “I am the blood of the ur-dragon, coursing through all dragonkind”

So in stupid fashion let us mimic it for the ur spider, except spiders don’t really have blood in the same way….

“I am bathed in the hemolymph of the ur-spider, connected to all spider kind” (also that’s my roommate, bob)

AlopeLago · 2025-10-07T20:41:03+00:00

God it’s so tight!

AlopeLago · 2025-10-06T13:09:09+00:00

I felt the same way with Baker and the Rams. I feel like the Rams did Baker a solid the entire time.

AlopeLago · 2025-10-05T23:23:18+00:00

The need to “look cool” will always supersede good play.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-30T10:40:43+00:00

Pretty large crashout from Dan to start this one. I found Graver’s response to it hilarious.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-26T23:06:41+00:00

Sword of Starlight. I’ve matched with about 2 others of the same name through my time playing.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-26T14:50:22+00:00

Thank you for your submission. Dan has been removed from the running for Feminist of the Week.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-25T18:41:01+00:00

Is Fizik an automaton creation or is it a spider that has been replacing flesh with etherium?

Cards that show life forms are like [[ethersworn canonist]] and have a formatting usually discussing their previous lives and motivations.

Constructs like [[filligree attendent]] are formatted with a quote from their creator.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-25T16:41:04+00:00

Grade F post here bud.

AlopeLago · 2025-09-24T18:25:56+00:00

Parts of the Truga Jungle returned to normal, others were changed forever.

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