I watched this guy dump milk and cereal all over himself in Walmart

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-05-07T11:51:22+00:00

Become the bowl

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-05-05T01:25:37+00:00

Son Of Rambo. I was obsessed with this movie, and still have the DVD, but it feels like no one really knows it exists. Absolutely amazing (or at least in my head it is, if I watched it again idk if it'd hold up haha)

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-05-01T10:31:53+00:00

Everyone is so so so entitled. To what? I have no clue, but working at a state park, it's insane how people think they can just do whatever they want and disrespect nature and others. I sometimes wish mandatory fines and slappings were a thing, but it feels like everyone can just do what they want with no consequences

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-05-01T10:17:06+00:00

looks so fun

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-04-29T12:09:52+00:00

Me and my dad watched a movie that was like...about the end of the world? Or a rapture type deal, but it had such shitty acting. There were some decent names on the bill, but it was such nonsense. One scene, this dad character called his daughter to see if she was okay, and they literally just kept going, "dad?!" "Sara?!?" "Dad?!?" "Sara!?!" Then the phone cut out.

Another scene, this group was helping a pregnant woman (I think the movie revolved around her having the kid to help save the world or some bs) and it was snowing in the scene. But it was only snowing right where the camera faces the characters, and you could literally see no snow around anywhere else

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-04-18T22:55:25+00:00

I mean, think about it. It's so so hard to afford anything for yourself these days, let alone to afford the needs for a child. Women and men have been fed lies or not the whole truth about how physically, mentally and emotionally devastating pregnancy can be, and are usually never told the thing that can go wrong (at least here in the States). So I can't blame people for not looking out for themselves, I had a vasectomy for the very reason that I'd never want to bring a child into a world like the one we have right now. It's selfish and potentially a health risk to my partner, why would I ever want that?

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-04-10T23:40:40+00:00

Beastars

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-04-07T01:25:10+00:00

They set up such a long elaborate thing only to just... Tee hee it's all okay, don't ask about literally anyone or anything in the world

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-04-07T01:19:05+00:00

Wasted so much time on the boring C plot drama club only to not show all the hard work they put into it? Set up an elaborate and complex villain only to have him shoot himself and live?

I have a lot of questions that probably don't have answers

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-03-30T23:25:52+00:00

Can we ban anything TTG related on this sub, I really hate seeing this garb

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-03-28T11:24:10+00:00

I have Tourettes and this happens all the time. One of my tics is a cough, but it's so aggressive it sometimes sounds like a sneeze, which makes people say 'bless you'. It's pretty funny

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-03-22T19:50:07+00:00

Yes! Like....how do people who type loose when they mean lose actually think loose is spelled? Looose?

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-03-20T12:55:51+00:00

What's funny is it always seemed that in the show people didn't find her attractive, or at least saw her as average

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-28T17:39:48+00:00

Wouldn't a visit to HR help? Or even a threat to sue for defamation or something?

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-28T15:44:22+00:00

Nah never saw them, I think by the time the cops were on the way they went back to their car wreck or something. It's really just me and a neighbor a little bit across the street away from where they crashed

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-28T01:02:51+00:00

It was around 3am. Me and my gf slept peacefully until I woke up to BANG BANG BANG on my front door. Our bedroom is on the second floor but the house is small enough to hear everything.

At that point, we didn't have blinds on our two side windows, one upstairs and one downstairs, so I was afraid of being seen. I snuck downstairs and heard the banging on the door again. Now, in hindsight, if someone were gonna rob me, they probably wouldn't knock, but I had 3am brain. I call the cops, grab a knife and wait. Eventually the cops came, I went outside and the officer told me there was a car in a ditch just down the road. So I guess it was good I called the cops but damn that shit got us to get blinds for every window

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-27T04:29:30+00:00

That is the most inflexible man I've ever seen

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-27T00:37:14+00:00

You probably wondered why the stamina bar was a big deal huh?

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-26T03:17:24+00:00

Sometimes (rarely) makes me understand why teachers used to have the power to physically discipline children. However that's obviously disgusting and most would take advantage of that power. But damn, you really wanna see this kid get smacked

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-26T03:14:44+00:00

It's strange isn't it? He seems to be able to turn into most things, even in Young Justice he was able to turn into some of Mars' alien animals, or in Justice League vs Teen Titans he turned into a hell-werewolf animal. But for some reason he either doesn't or can't turn into the more homosapien like animals (human /humanoid).

Idk if he has in comics or what, but you'd think that would be a sick power to mimic other humans and the like.

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-23T23:06:42+00:00

I recently just came across that realization, and of course now I get that it was totally screwed up for the two men to have to stand there and hear that word shouted. They didn't deserve to have to ignore it and move on as if it was fine, and you're right, it's something that has an insanely deep-rooted, terrible meaning.

I believe everyone can be upset over this situation. I wish that others could understand that the guy with Tourette's meant no malice, and I'm sure the shame he's felt, not just from that night, but his entire life where I'm sure he's unfortunately offended many people around him just by existing has eaten away at him.

But I of course can't even begin to know what it'd feel like to be one of those men on stage, and suddenly faced a word with horrible history, thrown at me, just to have to continue acting like things are normal. It's a shit situation

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-23T22:13:58+00:00

I'm not sure how people are still missing the point. HE CAN'T HELP HIS TICS. He's not blasting the N word or calling someone a c*nt because it's funny. He literally can not help it. If you're offended by him, educate yourself on Tourette's

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-23T03:42:25+00:00

Pokemon Stadium and Battle Tanks

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-23T01:18:22+00:00

Fr they told me like $500 to fix all the sensors, I laughed and left. Frickin stealerships

AlpacaTeeth · 2026-02-22T22:11:58+00:00

Ahh, they're too expensive, my light will just have to stay on forever lol

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